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Song Parodies -> "Mumps"

Original Song Title:

"Jump"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Mumps"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

I got mumps!
And man it gets me down!

I got it rough!
I've got the roughest around!

Do you know, baby, just how I feel ?

I've got these swo-o-o-ollen lumps, and, it sucks how they feel!

Oh can't you see me lying here,
Flat on my back, I'm on my sick-bed, I'm green!

Ain't I the worst that you've seen?

Oh can't you see what I mean ?

Mighty swelled, mumps!
MUMPS!
Mighty swelled, mumps!

Go to bed - mumps!
MUMPS!
Go to bed, mumps!

Aaa-ohh AACH-CHOO!
Gesundheit!
Watch out for my spit!

I'd say you don't know,
You won't know,
Until YOU catch it!

Oh can't you see me lying here,
Flat on my back, I'm on my sick-bed, I'm green!

Ain't I the worst that you've seen?

Oh can't you see what I mean ?

Mighty swelled, mumps!
MUMPS!
Mighty swelled, mumps!

Go to bed - mumps!
MUMPS!
Go to bed, mumps!

(instrumental)

Mighty swelled, mumps!
MUMPS!
Mighty swelled, mumps!

Go to bed - mumps!
MUMPS!
Go to bed, mumps!

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alvin rhodes - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
infectious.....5s
John Barry - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Good thing they didn't go down on you.
Johnny D - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin and John.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Get well soon so that you can Jump out of bed, this is not the reason you wanna be there...
Johnny D - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Peter!
Michael Pacholek - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Your mumps are so large that they need a garage, and are six feet across, tissue fatty? As swollen glands go, they are bigger than most, and invited this comment so catty!
Johnny D - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, MP.

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