Song Parodies -> Hay Chewed

Original Song Title:	"Hey Jude"
Original Performer:	The Beatles

Parody Song Title:	"Hay Chewed"
Parody Written by:	Johnny D

Hay chewed
Won't make cud bad
Takes a fat cow
And makes her fatter
The minute
She swallows chunder within
Then she'll begin
To make milk better

Hay chewed
The horses say:
"This hay's good, but,
I like oats better"
Just tie that
Ol' feed bag under her chin
Then she'll begin
To eat much better

And anytime you're out of grain
Hay chewed
Will gain
Weight on all your cows from hoof to shoulder

For well you know that it's your cows
Who chew
It now
Indoors in your barn
When weather's colder

Hay chewed
Don't let cows down
Hay delights cows
It's chomping matter
Remember
To fill up every cow's stall
Then they will all
Get so much fatter

Cows spit it up and chew again
Hay chewed
Again
Tastes like a grassball
That's a bit older

And cows all know if it's not chewed
Then it's
Not food
Beauty's in the eyes
Of the cud-holder

Hay chewed
Won't make cud bad
Takes a fat cow
And makes her fatter
The minute
She swallows chunder within
Then she'll begin
To make milk -

Better
Better
Better
Better
Better
(Much) Better -

Chaw
Chaw chaw
Chaw-chaw-chaw-chaw
Chaw-chaw-chaw-chaw
Hay chewed

Chaw
Chaw chaw
Chaw-chaw-chaw-chaw
Chaw-chaw-chaw-chaw
Hay chewed

Chaw
Chaw chaw
Chaw-chaw-chaw-chaw
Chaw-chaw-chaw-chaw
Hay chewed

(spoken: )
Chewed - Chewed-ee
Chewed-ee
Chewed-ee
Chewed-ee
CHEWED-EE

(screamed: )
WOW!! COW!!

Chaw
Chaw chaw
Chaw-chaw-chaw-chaw
Chaw-chaw-chaw-chaw
Hay chewed

Chaw
Chaw chaw
Chaw-chaw-chaw-chaw
Chaw-chaw-chaw-chaw
Hay chewed

(spoken: )
Chewed!!
Hay CHEWED!!

(screamed: )
OHHHHHHHH
WOW!! COW!!

(sighing languidly: )
Ohhhhhh, chewwwwed...

( regurgitate, chew, swallow, repeat )

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2nz - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Excellent parody man. The lines are nice and simple and pacing is good. I'm pretty sure that part of me fell of because, you know, lmao.

Guy - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Too many great lines to annotate. Great, great internal rhyme and wit on this. Rick D must be rubbin' off on you. Genius. 5 Bales.

Rick D - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Quite an addition to your menagerie. You're gonna have a zoo soon. or at least a strange farm. Guy, I didn't do any rubbin, he was like this already.

Adagio - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Really good parody...and, as usual, loved your title. 5's (at least)

Johnny D - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Thank you, 2nz, Guy, Rick, and Adagio!

zvoidx - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment

lol !

Leah Lockhart - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Only you could write a song about a cow chewing its cud and make it funny! The title is worth a laugh in itself. Good work.

Adagio - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Now I can't get that song out of my head....and keep singing to myself..."Hay Chewed". LOL

Johnny D - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks zvoidx and Leah! And Adagio - resistance is futile - moooo..... chomp chomp chomp..... moooo.....

AussieBullDog - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment

Yeah, I'm not gonna be able to hear "Hey Jude" again and not chuckle a bit. Still, fives mate.

AussieBullDog - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment

PS. If possible, I would have given bonus points for use of the word 'chunder'.

Johnny D - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks, AussieBullDog!

Jude Rodamer - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment

All 5s It's Jude I'm really glad You took that song And made it better. Remember, Don't take All 5's as a WIN You must always strive To do much better!

Johnny D - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment

Thank you, Jude-Judeee, Judeee Judeee Judeee JUDEEE WOW!! WOW!!

Mari D - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment

She sounds like a mad cow, ha ha ha hahahaha! I like this one a lot better than Elton John's "Hay Chewed" (last cut on "Empty Sky"), which isn't a parody, or even a song, just bits of all of the songs on the album stuck together.

Johnny D - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks, Mari D ! Please remember to vote - thanks again!

Jan Unwin - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment

This was one of the first parodies I read here, and probably why I decided to come back and check out more. This is great.

Johnny D - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Jan.

mac - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment

A lot to digest here, Johnny... it was satisfying, if a bit dry, 5's.

Johnny D - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Hay, thanks very much there, mac!

Dominic L. - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment

As everyone else said, perfect parody! And as always, the pacing is perfect, it's funny, and... well, that makes it overall good

Johnny D - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, Dominic.

Charlie Decker - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Well, that's certainly...original. 5s

Red Ant - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05) 5s Johnny. I'll have to follow Charlie on this, definately original, which is a compliment.=)

Agrimorfee - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05) Something to chew on, no doubt. A high contender for the competition.

Adagio - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05) LOL AGAIN! This is one that never goes out of style...I loved the bits at the end (screaming, etc) . 5's

Rick C - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05)Wow! Now that's funny!

Moohi...er... Melhi - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment

(H) ]:o Mooooooooooo.... ;) Chaw on some 5s, cowboy!

Stuart McArthur - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment

(H) I'm trusting that you got all the chaw chaw chaws in at the end, pacing-wise, Johnny - people die from drinking alcohol, but a friend of mine died from drinking milk - the cow fell on him (boom tish)

Dee Range - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment

(H)Gee, thanks Johnny. Now I feel guilty when I strap MY feed bag on. 5's for chew :-))

Scathe - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC-H) :-)

MysteryGoat - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) DKTOS

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment

Ingeniousness as always, JD. Great title, hilarious parody, you humorous ruminant.

Arwen - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment

ABC--Totally funny...excellent title, with lyrics that live up to its glory...=)

2nz - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm back again to clarify and reiterate. The second time around I was reading parody thinking "Wow, this is clever and fits well with the song, and it's a funny theme but it's just not doing it for me this time around..." and then I hit the "Chaw Chaw Chaw etc" section and, well, a year-and-a-half later I'm lmao once again.

Jeff Reuben - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Excellent, reminds me of the Cookie-Monster classic, Hey Food!

Johnny D - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Charlie, Red Ant, Agrimorfee, Adagio, Rick C, Melhi, Stuart, Dee, Scathe, MysteryGoat, Luke, Arwen, 2nz, and Jeff. ;-)

Anny - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment

Great one! Lol the title got me laughing first, and the whole song was funny. What really got me though was the "Chaw chaw chaw chaw chaw chaw chaw" bit. Lmao. Your parodies crack me up Johnny D! hahhaha

Johnny D - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Anny!

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Song Parodies -> Hay Chewed

"Hey Jude"

The Beatles

"Hay Chewed"

Johnny D

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