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Song Parodies -> "Invisible Clutch"
Original Song Title:
"Invisible Touch"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Genesis
Parody Song Title:
"Invisible Clutch"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
That Scot's been teaching
Driving here so long
I'm thinking something
Something 'bout him's wrong
And now I know
He has a
Built-in fragility
He's shaking so nervously
And now he screams,
"Aye, Laddy! Watch it, WATCH IT!"
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
And,
A brake that's not
There when
I
Parallel-park
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
Yeah!
He takes nitro,
And oh, he tears at his heart!
In his Highlander Roadster
To old Glasgow he came
(Mm--) --with a three-foot Claymore sword
To chop Immortals' brains
But now I know
That "Immortal"
Is just like us!
He's nothing mysterious!
Gets heart attacks,
And,
Body, body odor!
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
And,
A brake that's not
There when
I
Drive in the dark
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
Yeah!
He guzzles scotch
And grabs at his pounding heart!
(bagpipe instrumental)
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
And,
A brake that's not
There when
I
Take a turn hard
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
Yeah!
His tartan's stained
With sweat and scotch he spit up!
He don't like cruising
To him it's still a pain
And though he will mess up your car
You need him just the same
And now I know
He has a
Kilt inability
To steer the wheel with his knees
And now he screams,
"AYE NEED MORE, POWER! POWER!!"
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
And,
A brake that's not
There when
I
Parallel-park
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
Yeah!
He takes nitro,
And oh, he tears at his heart!
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
And,
A brake that's not
There when
I
Drive in the dark
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
Yeah!
He guzzles scotch
And grabs at his pounding heart!
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
And,
A brake that's not
There when
I
Take a turn hard
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
Yeah!
His tartan's stained
With sweat and scotch he spit up!
Driving here so long
I'm thinking something
Something 'bout him's wrong
And now I know
He has a
Built-in fragility
He's shaking so nervously
And now he screams,
"Aye, Laddy! Watch it, WATCH IT!"
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
And,
A brake that's not
There when
I
Parallel-park
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
Yeah!
He takes nitro,
And oh, he tears at his heart!
In his Highlander Roadster
To old Glasgow he came
(Mm--) --with a three-foot Claymore sword
To chop Immortals' brains
But now I know
That "Immortal"
Is just like us!
He's nothing mysterious!
Gets heart attacks,
And,
Body, body odor!
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
And,
A brake that's not
There when
I
Drive in the dark
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
Yeah!
He guzzles scotch
And grabs at his pounding heart!
(bagpipe instrumental)
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
And,
A brake that's not
There when
I
Take a turn hard
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
Yeah!
His tartan's stained
With sweat and scotch he spit up!
He don't like cruising
To him it's still a pain
And though he will mess up your car
You need him just the same
And now I know
He has a
Kilt inability
To steer the wheel with his knees
And now he screams,
"AYE NEED MORE, POWER! POWER!!"
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
And,
A brake that's not
There when
I
Parallel-park
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
Yeah!
He takes nitro,
And oh, he tears at his heart!
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
And,
A brake that's not
There when
I
Drive in the dark
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
Yeah!
He guzzles scotch
And grabs at his pounding heart!
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
And,
A brake that's not
There when
I
Take a turn hard
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
Yeah!
His tartan's stained
With sweat and scotch he spit up!
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"Kilt inability" was really good. Thanks for the series of giggles!
Perfect, Johnny...555.
But I have to say...my Driver's Ed. teacher actually HAD a brake on his side of the car...(built in safety feature, you know)...and he road it the WHOLE hour. He also mispronounced my name for the entire semester...but I'm not bitter...
But I have to say...my Driver's Ed. teacher actually HAD a brake on his side of the car...(built in safety feature, you know)...and he road it the WHOLE hour. He also mispronounced my name for the entire semester...but I'm not bitter...
JD - "Kilts on tilt", eh? 5's, laddie...
This sure brings back memories of Driver's Ed, although I wasn't sure what to expect when I clicked on it. :D 5's Good job
Love the image of sweat and scotch stained kilt! 555
great...loved the bagpipe instrumental
LOL! My Drivers Ed teacher was livid by the time we finished my road test. He told me that he wished he could fail me, but that I passed by one point...
555 I love 80's Collins stuff !
Thanks very much Ravyn, Arwen, Paul, Pat, Dee, Alvin, Ashkicksass, and The Thought Police! ;-)
This song drives me crazy, but not the parody, JD, well done!
Thanks Pippin!
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