Frankenstein's feelin' kinda low 'bout his poor monster's stitchin'
Suture's comin' out too slow
And the monster tells him 'bout how it just keeps on itchin'
Can't wait for them stitches to go

(Monster: )
"STITCHES BAD!"

(Frankenstein: )
I understand about your incision
From your eyebrow it wraps 'round behind
Ten dead guys' brains in competition
It's no wonder you have no peace of mind

Now he's climbin' to the top of the village's windmill
Hope those stairs are nice and strong
Frankenstein, your poor monster's head is feelin' ill
Call him down before he's gone

(Frankenstein: )
I understand about your incision
Missed your op-tic nerve so you're not blind
Ten dead guys' brains in competition
It's no wonder you have no peace of mind

(Monster: )
Find ONE guy who's dead!
Give me THAT guy's head!
HEAD!
HEAD!
HEAD!
HEAD!

(instrumental)

Now every monster's got advice for poor Doctor Victor -
Dracula, and, The Mummy
The Werewolf and The Black Lagoon Gillman Creature
Try to cheer up poor Frankie

(Frankenstein: )
I understand about your incision
Bolt in your jaw-bone so teeth won't grind
Ten dead guys' brains in competition
It's no wonder you have no peace of mind

(Monster: )
Find ONE guy who's dead!
Give me THAT guy's head!

THAT GUY'S HEAD !!