Song Parodies -> "Slow-Fried Dough"

Original Song Title:

"Ohio"

Original Performer:

Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young

Parody Song Title:

"Slow-Fried Dough"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

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( -- instrumental intro -- )

Thin sojourns are nixed!
INCOMING!

Here's slime I'll eat on my own!

This stomach I'll cheer with chumming -- more dreaded slow-fried dough!

Gotta get chow, chew it!
So sure I'm chuggin' it down!
Sugar's in gum on the dough!

Wonderful chewin' a -- flounder-head awesome brown!
Wow can drool run, man, you know!

( -- instrumental break -- )

chaw
chaw-chaw-chaw
chaw-chaw-chaw-chaw

chaw
chaw-chaw-chaw
chaw chaw
chaw

chaw
chaw-chaw-chaw
chaw-chaw-chaw-chaw

chaw
chaw-chaw-chaw
chaw chaw
chaw

Gotta get chow, chew it!
Bloated, I'm suckin' it down!
Odor's in bum, strong it blows!

Got a few nu-tritious -- pounds of red ox and hound!
Now can chew tongue and stew nose!

( -- instrumental break -- )

Binge overload!
Nix one-lunching!

Weird diners eat Donner-bones!

This summer try beer and munching -- more dreaded slow-fried dough!

More dreaded slow-fried dough!

Forge 'head an' go, rhyme, go!

More dreaded slow-fried dough!

Mordred's an old knight-oh!

More dreaded slow-fried dough!

More red in stoned eye-glow!

More dreaded slow-fried dough!

Gored red in bull-fight throw!

More dreaded slow-fried dough!

Gore dreaded Ohio!

More dreaded slow-fried dough!

You're petting old Fido!

More dreaded slow-fried dough!

Floored Ed in no time, oh!

More dreaded slow-fried dough!

Thor fed his horse sky-oats!

More dreaded slow-fried dough!

More head in bone-fly-zone!

More dreaded slow-fried dough!

( repeat to fade )

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Paul Robinson - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment

Picturing CSN&Y singing this one is HYSTERICAL, JD...and maybe Crosby stuffing a few in his mug and chawing them down...5's ~ ~ ~

alvin rhodes - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment

Weird diners eat Donner-bones!...lol

Shannon V - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment

BRILLIANT! --> LMAO <-- I loved the stream of consciousness rhymes.

AFW - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment

This one really cooks not slow, but fast, at 555 degrees

Agrimorfee - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment

La da-dada, la da da da....you mangled "o-Hi-Oh!" 555

Stephen Harrington - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment

Very weird, I like weird, 555.

Tommy Turtle - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment

The girls at Bryn Mawr dread Johnny D, but if they more'd read Johnny D, they wouldn't.... "Cross "morbid" and "putrid" and you get "Mordred" ... what a cool one to slip in there. DKTOS, but don't think I care to. ..... Fives, natch.

Stuart McArthur - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment

syllable-matching is his aim, and syllable-matching is HIS game - LOL'ed at all the chaw chaws (in those beautiful eye-pleasing diamond shapes!) and the ad infinitum rhyming lines at the end took me back to those Brangelina/Argentina title brain-storming days on the MB - great fun, JD - 555

Johnny D - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Paul, alvin, Shannon, AFW, Agrimorfee, Stephen, TT, and Stuart!

Larry Hensley - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment

Yummy and tasty, liked the ending! 5's

Johnny D - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment

Thank you, Larry!

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