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Song Parodies -> "Zing Of The Toad"

Original Song Title:

"King Of The Road"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roger Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Zing Of The Toad"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Baler for sale or rent
Dude, forget reefer's scent!

No bongs, no doobs, no grass
All them narcs can kiss my ass!

Be-cause,

Two hours of pushin' logs
Finds a

Stash, of psych'delic frogs!

I'm a
Man, who gleans that wart-y
(croak-croak)
Zing of the toad!


Dirt swamp log, in light rain
Grasp an' take 'em! Bang your brain!

Those warty lobes and grooves!
I don't pay fo' juice they ooze!

I smoke
Old toadies I have found

Skins
I've dried and pestle-ground

I'm a
Head, that digs that wart-y
(croak-croak)
Zing of the toad!


I know every hiding place in every swamp!
All of their tadpoles, and ponds where they romp!
And every hideout where they-'ll be found
And every rock's a safe rock,
When I'm not around!

I sing ---

Baler for sale or rent
Dude, forget reefer's scent!

No dope-loan doofus-debts
No Phil-lies Blunt "cigarettes" !

Be-cause,

Two hours of rollin' logs
Finds a

Cache, of psych'delic frogs!

I'm a
Man, who gleans that wart-y
(croak-croak)
Zing of the toad!

(croak-croak)
Zing of the toad!

(smoke-smoke)
ZING OF THE TOAD!

"Ahhhh........."
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Michael Pacholek - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
As usual, Johnny, you got 'em licked!
Adagio - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
You're not kidding with this toad business, are you? lol For some reason the phrase "psych'delic frogs!" made me laugh! 5's
alvin rhodes - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
TOADally funny..5s
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I think I found an error in the text, shouldn't it be:

"And every rock (and roll tune)'s a safe rock (and roll tune)
When I'm not around!"? ;-)
AFW - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Toaday's best..5's
Red Ant - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
The venom can be harvested without killing the toads. Who care about that though? This is trippy. Here's some 5s(-MEO-DMT).
Johnny D - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Michael, Adagio, alvin, Peter, AFW, and Red Ant.
Michael McVey - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
This is a TRIP!!!!
Matthias - June 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Such an Acid Trip, you got the munchies? Cause I got the munchies!
Max Power - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I got high on this
stuart mcarthur - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3Z) wow, to "know every hiding place in every swamp" makes you one real "zing of the toad" addict JD - funny title sub, and great wackiness - 555

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