Once upon a time
Once when I heard fine
I remember cries
That nearly boiled my eyes
I wonder how you can
Make sounds so loud they hurt my member
Eardrum-breaking time, with your wildest screams

Once my ears were new
I turned the volume just to "2"
The peace was grand each day
I could hear pins drop far away
Then thunder filled the air
The thunder of your thrills and pleasure
Drowning-out my mind, with your wildest screams

(And) When our love we make
(And) When your passion's more than mellow
When our love we make
I hear a thousand banshees bellow
I wince at your whine

Once in my new car
You set off the ala-a-a-arm
If on-ly you knew
I was un-der the hood
You thunder and you crow
I wonder if you realize you're
Making doggies whine, with your wildest screams

(And) When the music plays
(And) When my eardrums try to follow
Mozart's every phrase
It sounds like symphonic marshmallows
That's your sonic crime

Once upon a time
Once when I heard fine
I remember shrieks
Blasting from your cheeks
I wonder if you know
While in the throes of passion you are
Killing fish for miles, with your wildest screams

With your wi-i-ildest screams
With your wi-i-ildest screams
With your wi-i-ildest screams
With your wi-i-ildest screams