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Song Parodies -> "Don King's Hairdresser"
Original Song Title:
"Good King Wenceslas"
Original Performer:
John Mason Neale
Parody Song Title:
"Don King's Hairdresser"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
In "Good King Wenceslas" (written by John Mason Neale in 1853), it is said that "Good King Wenceslas looked out, on the Feast of Stephen." The Feast of St. Stephen is the day after Christmas, December 26th, which is also known in England as "Boxing Day". Click here for more information on "Boxing Day".
Don King's hairdresser looked down, on what he'd be cleavin'
Gray-black snowy tufts of brown, deep and crisp and even
Brightly shone his razor knife, stropped and sharpened too-el
When George Foreman came in sight, chuckling like a foo-oo-el
Yo there Don King, Foreman said, what's with all this trimming?
Yonder feathers on thy head, surely don't look slimming
Rev'rend Foreman my good man, said the King Of Boxing,
What would y'all then have me do, surely not bo-toxing?
Show more flesh, Don King, don't whine, chuckled Rev'rend Georgie
Thou see my bald head looks fine, lose thy wild hair orgy!
Don King laughed and said my man, Foreman, that's cra-zy, sir!
Lose my rude hair? I'd lament, with no trademark head-fur!
Foreman said Don I declare, I'm no baldness monger,
But shave your head and I swear, my hair I'll grow longer!
Mark now barber thy good blade, tread now with-in the home,
Of Don's famous high top fade, render him a chrome-dome!
In Don's Einstein wire hair, barber's blade went clipping
Hair by hair was King laid bare, clippers did their stripping
Rev'rend Foreman grew his long, he's got King's old "do", wow!
Hairy Christmas, George and Don, caroling's all through, now!
Gray-black snowy tufts of brown, deep and crisp and even
Brightly shone his razor knife, stropped and sharpened too-el
When George Foreman came in sight, chuckling like a foo-oo-el
Yo there Don King, Foreman said, what's with all this trimming?
Yonder feathers on thy head, surely don't look slimming
Rev'rend Foreman my good man, said the King Of Boxing,
What would y'all then have me do, surely not bo-toxing?
Show more flesh, Don King, don't whine, chuckled Rev'rend Georgie
Thou see my bald head looks fine, lose thy wild hair orgy!
Don King laughed and said my man, Foreman, that's cra-zy, sir!
Lose my rude hair? I'd lament, with no trademark head-fur!
Foreman said Don I declare, I'm no baldness monger,
But shave your head and I swear, my hair I'll grow longer!
Mark now barber thy good blade, tread now with-in the home,
Of Don's famous high top fade, render him a chrome-dome!
In Don's Einstein wire hair, barber's blade went clipping
Hair by hair was King laid bare, clippers did their stripping
Rev'rend Foreman grew his long, he's got King's old "do", wow!
Hairy Christmas, George and Don, caroling's all through, now!
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Thats great! 555!
thou art funny, good sir...fives i doleth thee
Very clever. 5-5-5
Thank You Very Much, Johnny D. I Just Heard That GBHD Just Wrote A Parody About Boxing.
Yoo da man!...555
Heh heh, thanks Jack, Alvin, LadyGaladriel, Don, and Kristof!
JD - you win the "Heavyweight Parody-Writing Belt" for this one...it comes with embedded and encrusted "5's" all around it...
Thanks Paul. ;-)
Let's get ready to chuckle!
Good work, JD.
Thank you, Michael and Serafina.
Just so you know I haven't forgotten you. You're still cracking me up.
Thanks, Rick, always glad to hear that!
That title is sheer class, JD.
...oh, I guess the parody's pretty good, too ;-)
...oh, I guess the parody's pretty good, too ;-)
Thank you, Philbo. Didn't you mean to say "shear" class? ;-)
(ABC 2005) Good one.
(ABC) I can say that this is, without a doubt, the best parody ever concieved involving Don King and George Foreman. Super!
(ABC05) A TKO! The judges score 5--5---5!
(ABC2005) Hair Hair!
(ABC05) I beleive i heard this song sung by that little rabbit muppet in Muppets Christmas Carol. imagining that muppets voice while reading this parody made it all the more funnier.
(ABC-D) Don King has a hairdresser? Whoda thunk it?
D-lightful!
Thanks Adagio, Charlie, Agrimorfee, Rex, Saider E., Guy, and Melhi.
(ABC) more brilliance - loved it - 555
Cleaver rhyming. 555
(ABC) Hmmm... could ahve sworn I'd commented when you originally posted this... oh well, I'll say it now - that's excellent :-D
(ABC) Still lovin' this long time!
(ABC-D) His hair dresser must be a modern day Picasso.
(ABC) DKTOS but good.
ABC--This is fab, Johnny! Excellent work...=)
so funny and inventive crazy rhymes ..... how do you think of these subjects Johnny??????
Belatedly --- (ABC- thank you), Stuart, Luke, Adam, Kristof, Scathe, MysteryGoat, Arwen, and martha!
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