Ha ha
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Dong once was tiny, light as a wire
Dreamed of salami, pumped like a tire

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

Woman you want me, you see my bulge
So catch my secret I'm about to divulge

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A doctor I found
Said he could shunt blood to my tool
Surgical gown - scalpel went down -
And I'm hung, see? Like the bull

Straddling seats, adjusting my meat
Doc said he'd shunt blood to my tool
Meatpole's complete, it's size can't be beat
And I'm hung, see? Like the bull

(guitar riff)

Walked into Macy's, pants were too tight
I need some new ones that can fit me right

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

High blood drumming in my rod like a gong
I feel my heartbeat pumping inside my dong

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

That doctor I found
Man, did he shunt blood to my tool
Sent me to town, I'm makin' the rounds
And I'm hung, see? Like the bull

Struttin' so fine, I need cord and twine
To help reinforce my zipper-pull
Member's alive, it's got its own mind
And I'm hung, see? Like the bull

(brief instrumental)

[almost whispered: ]

Hung, see? Like the bull
Hung, see? Like the bull
Hung, see? Like the bull

(brief instrumental)

Proud of my mound, I stand in the crowd
See what a shunt can do for you?
Dong weighs seven pounds, it's kielbasa-round
And I'm hung, see? Like the bull

Zipper unbinds, needs more cord and twine
That's what my shunt will sometimes do
Johnson's alive, with pumping red wine
And I'm hung, see? Like the bull

Awed by my mound, a crowd gathers 'round
They see what shunted blood can do
Now all over town, guys envy my mound
And I'm hung, see? Like the bull

Feelin' so fine, the gals form a line
Little black book is almost full
Meatpole's alive, it throbs and it thrives
And I'm hung, see? Like the bull

(repeat until sore)