Song Parodies -> "Somebody Shaved Me"

Original Song Title:

"Save Me"

Original Performer:

'Smallville' TV Theme by Remy Zero

Parody Song Title:

"Somebody Shaved Me"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

This could be the theme song of "Smallville" actor Michael Rosenbaum, who plays the bald-headed Lex Luthor...

W-B has spoken:
I'm their man!
I'll be their weirdly token
"Bad-guy"
When I signed I wondered
If I would give them anything they want
Just one thing they wanted
Dreams of hair went falling down
Crashing down and down and down

Somebody shaved me!
Let their clippers rake right through!
Somebody shaved me!
They don't care how I'd look, they
Just shaved, shaved,
Hair's gone!
I've been Lex-Lu-thor-ized!

I see my curls are gone - I have no part
I feel the sun burn my scalp's hide
And yet still I wonder
Why did I give them ev'ry thing they want?
Fame was all I wanted
Fans that scream when I'm in town
Grov'ling round and round and round

Somebody shaved me!
Let their clippers rake right through!
Somebody shaved me!
They don't care how I'd look, they
Just shaved, shaved,
Hair's gone!
I've been Lex-Lu-thor-ized!

Now my head's a hairless mound
Bald and round and round and round

Somebody shaved me!
Let their clippers rake right through!
Somebody shaved me!
They don't care how I'd look, they
Just shaved me! Shaved me!
They've made my whole head shine for you!
Just shaved, shaved,
Hair's gone!
I've been Lex-Lu-thor-ized!

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Johnny D - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment

OOPS! Foiled by the lack of the old parody-search-function! After I submitted this parody for today's posting - my parody of "Save Me" called "Somebody Shaved Me" - I found Klarissa's parody "Shave Me". Fortunately, our two parodies are very different - Klarissa's is about somebody who is extremely hirsute and who is asking for help shaving-off all their excess body hair, whereas mine is specifically about Michael Rosenbaum losing his hair to play Lex Luthor in "Smallville". Nevertheless, I want to give credit where credit is due...Klarissa, good job on your parody - here is a link to Klarissa's parody "Shave Me": http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/remyzero0.shtml

MrMacphisto - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment

No offense intended toward Klarissa, but this version is better....

Johnny D - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks MrMacphisto.

SMallville girl - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment

I love the show Smallville im obsessed with it but every now and then i like to laugh and people who wach that show and listen to that song they audamadically (sry bad speller) they just see in their mind Lex being bald and it fits the song and I LOVE IT !!!!!!! "Somebody shaveeeeee meeeeeee ive been Lex-luth-err-ized" !! YALLZ WEBSITE RULEZ!!!!!!

Johnny D - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you, SMallville girl !

Anonymous Bob - June 04, 2006 - Report this comment

This is gonna sound weird, but even though it doesn't sound as good, this could be a parody of "You Shook me All Night Long" by AC/DC. Anyone want to try it?????????

Anonymous Bob - June 04, 2006 - Report this comment

About that last comment, I'll be looking for responses at one of my parodies: CBC, a parody of TNT by AC/DC: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/acdc86.shtml

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