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Song Parodies -> "Krispy Kreme"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing Queen"
(MP3)Original Performer:
ABBA
Parody Song Title:
"Krispy Kreme"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
( --- instrumental intro --- )
( Ahh, )
( Ahh-Ahh, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahh, Ahh-Ahh )
( Ahh, )
( Ahh-Ahh, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahh, Ahh-Ahh )
Ooo, oo-oo-ooo!
Shoo them ants!
Shoo them flies!
Having the slime of your life!
(Woo-oo-oo!)
Dream dessert, soft and green!
Dig in the Krispy Kreme!
( Ahh-Ahh, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahh, Ahh-Ahh )
Friday night and you light your smoke
Cooking up Nepalese to toke
When you play the right music, hungriness attacks
You come (in) to look for a snack
Any munchie could be that pie
Night is young and the mood is -- hi-i-i-iiiiigh
With a bit of confusion, finally you find
Some moldy food under ants
And then you wet your pants ---
You found a Krispy Kreme,
underneath,
moldy lettuce leaves!
Krispy Kreme!
Feel the grease
on your hand
and scream,
"Oh, YEAH!"
Shoo them ants!
Shoo them flies!
Grab it and wipe off the lice!
(Woo-oo-oo!)
Green as hurl, soft as spleen!
Dig in the Krispy Kreme!
( Ahh-Ahh, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahh, Ahh-Ahh )
You're a stoner, you turn 'em on
Leaves are burning within your bong
Looking out for a munchie, anything will do
You see some food under ants
And as you wet your pants ---
You snarf a Krispy Kreme,
found beneath,
moldy lettuce leaves!
Krispy Kreme!
Meal of grease
old as land
and sea!
Oh yeah!
Chew them ants!
Chew them flies!
Having the slime of your life!
(Woo-oo-oo!)
Dream dessert, soft and green!
Dig in the Krispy Kreme!
( Ahh-Ahh, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahh, Ahh-Ahh )
Dig in the Krispy Kreme! ( Ahh, )
( Ahh-Ahh, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahh, Ahh-Ahh )
( Ahh, )
( Ahh-Ahh, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahh, Ahh-Ahh )
( Ahh, )
( Ahh-Ahh, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahh, Ahh-Ahh )
( --- instrumental fade --- )
( Ahh, )
( Ahh-Ahh, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahh, Ahh-Ahh )
( Ahh, )
( Ahh-Ahh, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahh, Ahh-Ahh )
Ooo, oo-oo-ooo!
Shoo them ants!
Shoo them flies!
Having the slime of your life!
(Woo-oo-oo!)
Dream dessert, soft and green!
Dig in the Krispy Kreme!
( Ahh-Ahh, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahh, Ahh-Ahh )
Friday night and you light your smoke
Cooking up Nepalese to toke
When you play the right music, hungriness attacks
You come (in) to look for a snack
Any munchie could be that pie
Night is young and the mood is -- hi-i-i-iiiiigh
With a bit of confusion, finally you find
Some moldy food under ants
And then you wet your pants ---
You found a Krispy Kreme,
underneath,
moldy lettuce leaves!
Krispy Kreme!
Feel the grease
on your hand
and scream,
"Oh, YEAH!"
Shoo them ants!
Shoo them flies!
Grab it and wipe off the lice!
(Woo-oo-oo!)
Green as hurl, soft as spleen!
Dig in the Krispy Kreme!
( Ahh-Ahh, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahh, Ahh-Ahh )
You're a stoner, you turn 'em on
Leaves are burning within your bong
Looking out for a munchie, anything will do
You see some food under ants
And as you wet your pants ---
You snarf a Krispy Kreme,
found beneath,
moldy lettuce leaves!
Krispy Kreme!
Meal of grease
old as land
and sea!
Oh yeah!
Chew them ants!
Chew them flies!
Having the slime of your life!
(Woo-oo-oo!)
Dream dessert, soft and green!
Dig in the Krispy Kreme!
( Ahh-Ahh, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahh, Ahh-Ahh )
Dig in the Krispy Kreme! ( Ahh, )
( Ahh-Ahh, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahh, Ahh-Ahh )
( Ahh, )
( Ahh-Ahh, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahh, Ahh-Ahh )
( Ahh, )
( Ahh-Ahh, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ahh, Ahh-Ahh )
( --- instrumental fade --- )
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When the munchies hit, anything can happen. Great job!
Ants and flies are considered delacacies in parts of the world... Kripsy Kremes are bad anywhere
That Kreme doesn't sound too Krispy...reminds me of when I saw an assembly line of ants working a dropped glazed donut beside a gas pump at a self-serve station, last summer
LOL AWESOME job here! AFW: LOL, got a parody about that?
High fives
Urgh! I'll never look at a Krispy Kreme donut (or a bong) the same way again! LOL!
Found my crack pipe. Lost my appetite. 555!
Well--I always preferred Jelly Filled Donuts from this Mom & Pop shop down the street anyway, especially now--5s for you
Merry Christmas and many thanks to Tim Hall, Matthias, AFW, Jack Wilson, PMS, MasonR, Yoidy, and Below Average Dave!
Wow, you and Dee Range... h*ttp://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1430.shtml... yummm! 555, and abba Merry Christmas and a abba-y New Year.
Thanks TT, Merry Christmas & Happy 2007 to you too!
America runs on Dunkin', Canada runs on Tim Horton, but everybody laughs at the genius of Johnny D! Even if we are a little glazed over from holiday celebrating!
Thanks, Michael !!
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