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Song Parodies -> "Good Morning Starbucks"
Original Song Title:
"Good Morning Starshine"
Original Performer:
Soundtrack of 'Hair'
Parody Song Title:
"Good Morning Starbucks"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Good morning, Starbucks
My girth says "Oh, NO!"
Your drinkles em-bulge us --
we tinkle below!
Good morning, Starbucks
Your bean is so strong!
We love caffeine as we sing,
our early morning peeing song --
drippy drop plenty,
sip another Venti,
la latte lo lo!
snobby sippy java,
brew be hot as lava,
pee pee go go!
screw me through me wallet,
tune me croon, me call it --
"Early Morning Peeing Song!"
Good morning, Starbucks
The Earth turns yel-low!
Your drinkles spray jaundice,
In sprinkles on snow!
Good morning, Starbucks
My teeth have gone brown!
I chug caffeine while singing,
my early-morning peeing song --
drippy drop droopy,
sip a crappy soupy,
caca-brown cocoa!
snobby sippy steamy,
crummy yummy creamy,
wee-wee flow-flow!
payin' up me wa-zoo!
sprayin' out me ka-zoo!
Early Morning Peeing Song!
MOCHA GRAN-DEEEEEEE!
Drinkin' it strong!
Gulpin' it strong!
Steamin' hot strong!
Gluggin' it strong!
Quaffin' it strong!
Drinkin' it strong!
Stinkin' strong!
Starbucks stinks!
Strong, strong, strong, sti-ink,
Stink, stink, stink, stro-o-ong!
Strong, strong, strong, sti-ink,
Stink, stink, stink, stro-o-ong!
Strong! Drink it strong! Stinkin' strong!
Strong! Drink it strong! Stinkin' strong!
My girth says "Oh, NO!"
Your drinkles em-bulge us --
we tinkle below!
Good morning, Starbucks
Your bean is so strong!
We love caffeine as we sing,
our early morning peeing song --
drippy drop plenty,
sip another Venti,
la latte lo lo!
snobby sippy java,
brew be hot as lava,
pee pee go go!
screw me through me wallet,
tune me croon, me call it --
"Early Morning Peeing Song!"
Good morning, Starbucks
The Earth turns yel-low!
Your drinkles spray jaundice,
In sprinkles on snow!
Good morning, Starbucks
My teeth have gone brown!
I chug caffeine while singing,
my early-morning peeing song --
drippy drop droopy,
sip a crappy soupy,
caca-brown cocoa!
snobby sippy steamy,
crummy yummy creamy,
wee-wee flow-flow!
payin' up me wa-zoo!
sprayin' out me ka-zoo!
Early Morning Peeing Song!
MOCHA GRAN-DEEEEEEE!
Drinkin' it strong!
Gulpin' it strong!
Steamin' hot strong!
Gluggin' it strong!
Quaffin' it strong!
Drinkin' it strong!
Stinkin' strong!
Starbucks stinks!
Strong, strong, strong, sti-ink,
Stink, stink, stink, stro-o-ong!
Strong, strong, strong, sti-ink,
Stink, stink, stink, stro-o-ong!
Strong! Drink it strong! Stinkin' strong!
Strong! Drink it strong! Stinkin' strong!
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555. So funny I sprayed my monitor. Glad I wasn't drinking Starbucks at the time, that would have been an expensive giggle fit.
L-O-V-E-D I-T! 5s all the way to Starbucks. Loved it, this was better than the OS and my parody of it. I love Hair, so I sang this in my head, this RULES!!!
As many laughs as there are Starbucks per square mile, many many. You inspired me today JD
it was glippy gloppy good...la la la la la
These are bucks for Starbucks, 555
Great pick me up, but Oliver (Jean) was the original artist
The drippy-sippy-droopy. . . subs were great!
He he he Loved it.....Let the Starbuck in. 5's
Oooh! I hate the OS, but this got me percolating! 555
Thanks, Ravyn, Jack, Rick, alvin, AFW, Tim, JB, Pat, and Yoidy!
"snobby sippy java" LOL!
You nailed it!! Perfect!
SOTM - Hilarious even when not set to music! XD
(SOTM) I echo wannabe's sentiments, very much like the naughty side of Shel Silverstein.
SOTM - 555 cups of coffee.
SOTM - HOLY CARP! 555 cups of coffee? THATS A HELLA LOT! Anyway, great stuff, 5-5-5
SOTM - Funny, and great job on the pacing.
SOTM - Reading this while drinking my morning coffee, not Starbucks of course but you get imaginary bonus points for pacing/timing on account of that! :-)
(SOTM) DKTOS, but everyone likes coffee. I just prefer good ol' Farmers Union Iced Coffee.
Such a whacky Original Song! Great job into turning this into something that people can actually understand... You're the master of translation, I still love, "Ear Doctor"
(SOTM) I also DKTOS but the caffeine content kept me awake.
Maybe the Mormons have a vaild point! Good work.
(SOTM) hilarious JD - drippy drop droopy,
sip a crappy soupy - lol - this should be their commercial, no question - 555
Wonderfully silly, JD...the "drippy drop plenty/sip another venti" was inspired. The only problem with this parody I can see is....I've never had a strong cup of coffee from Starbucks. ;-) 555+
(SOTM) I remember (again with this show) on the Simpsons where Mr. Burns is all doped up, eyes widened, singing the original song. I'm thinking now he was probably all caffeined up on Starbucks coffee. Good stuff, Johnny!
Your best line "I chug caffeine while singing,
my early-morning peeing song" one of my favorites by you.
(SOTM) Well, not *everybody* loves coffee (sorry Bob), but I do like this parody. "sip a crappy soupy," is my fave line. That'll be 555, please drive through.
See above, might be the best Hair-ody to date so far.
(SOTM) I'm sure if it stinks when it goes it, it will stink when it comes out. Seriously, why did Starbucks invent ashtray tasting coffee?? Oh, good job Johnny!
How did I miss this gem? Of course, I was thinking of writing basically the same idea. Ya beat me to it. Bravo!
I know this song quite well, since I was in this show in college. This is genius.
Thanks, MasonR and Lee O., and belated thanks to my SOTM commenters Merry, M Murphy, wannabemustangjockey, Agrimorfee, Max Power, The Charnstar, Chris, Peter, bobpiecheese, Matthias, Jason, Michael, Stuart, Kristof, Mikey, Below Average Dave, Wolverine, Jack, and Tim!
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