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Song Parodies -> "No Frog Can Flee The Gizzard"

Original Song Title:

"We're Off To See The Wizard"

Original Performer:

Soundtrack of The Wizard of Oz

Parody Song Title:

"No Frog Can Flee The Gizzard"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Swallow the yellow big toad!
Swallow the yellow big toad!

Swallow,
Swallow,
Swallow,
Swallow,
Swallow the yellow big toad!

Swallow the yellow big,
Swallow the yellow big,
Swallow the yellow big toad!

No frog can flee the gizzard,
of chunderful Lizard In-Laws!

He'll find he is,
a bit of the biz,
in leathery liz-ard jaws!

In weathered and leathery liz-ard jaws,
a pitiful frog is done, because,

because,
because,
because,
because,
be-caaaaause --

Because of the wonderful clingly claws!

( muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-MUNCH-a-GULP )

No frog can flee the gizzard,
of chunderful Lizard In-Laws!

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Matthias - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
It croaked, make that cracked me up!!!
Yoidy - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Silly and funny and a little punny! 555
Ann Hammond - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
What Yoidy said
alvin rhodes - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
boy, that felt good...i was just telling the wife, its been ages since johnny has sent in a toad licking song
Jeff Reuben - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Too funny...love the wordplay on an old classic. If that's the way you want to go, that's your frogative!
John Barry - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Jaunty froggy songy.
AFW - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
I hopped right on this
Meriadoc - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Sounds like the toad went down the wet sprocket...
Rick C - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Brialliantly wacky, my good man! I smiled all the way through it. :-) 555
Phil Alexander - March 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Lizard in laws? Don't tell me, you married a chamaeleon?
Johnny D - March 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow, what a wonderful response for a parody of an old show-biz standard! Thanks, very much, Matthias, Yoidy, Ann, alvin, Jeff, JB, AFW, Merry, Rick, and Philbo!
Agrimorfee - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) That tune was easier to swallow than the topic...whambamthankyou M'am, (with a muhmuhmuhmuhmuch-A-GULP! ) Hilarious.
Matthias - March 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Ribbiting... Errr... Riviting
Kristof Robertson - March 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) With Stu's parody, we've got the whole frog food chain this month. Wonderfully warped, JD. 555
Jason - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) It was good but slightly repetitive. 554
Below Average Dave - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Well, just being honest, this song was funny, very funny Johnny--but it was very short too as is the actual OS which is why I was surprised that this was the entry this month for you. . .Good job though for what it's worth.
Max Power - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Was that a hanging frenchman back there? 555
Cat - March 18, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Yeah, it could've been longer and more varied...but what you have, I like! Rrrrrribbit!
Peter Andersson - March 19, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - What BAD said, pretty much.
The Charnstar - March 19, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Very good for such a short song, 5-5-5
wannabemustangjockey - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Holy short-but-masterfully-written-parody Batman!
Stuart McArthur - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) what Jay said - syllable perfection - and "brilliantly stupid" to quote JD - 555
Tim Mayfield - March 29, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - I see you toad the line on this gag. But, then let's not tell any phib about it. It was well padded.
tomario - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
i was just getting going then "poof !" it stopped quality but not much quantity. is "brilliantly stupid" the new bs ?
Jack Wilson - March 31, 2007 - Report this comment
That's the Johnny D I love, weird and hilarious at the same time

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