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Song Parodies -> "Storm Chasing"
Original Song Title:
"Hot Blooded"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Foreigner
Parody Song Title:
"Storm Chasing"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
(instrumental intro)
Well I'm --
Storm-chasing -- on The Great Plains!
Most other people think I haven't got brains!
Come on twister,
Let me see how you dance!
I'm storm-chasing! I'm storm-chasing!
You don't have to see my brain,
To know that it's pretty lame!
All of,
My close friends know --
-- how I cheer-and-wail,
When I'm hit and hurt by hail!
I wanna go
Where it's brewin'
Then, I'll fol-low!
I'm screwed-up, it's true!
See me make a stupid rendezvous!
I've got no crew!
I go alone 'cause they know I'm a fool!
That's why I'm --
Storm-chasing -- it's so bizarre!
A fat tornado is approaching my car!
Run out
Of gas now
And my ass is grass!
I'm storm-chasing! I'm storm-chasing!
If that storm turns right,
Maybe I'll live through the night!
Shall I chase it and see?
Fun-nel clouds chase me from the sky!
Oh-oh boy, make haste or die!
Stop and you will not survive -- you'll be ground-up human beef!
Am I fast enough?
Will I be ready when the wind is rough?
Now I'm feeling fright!
Did the Doppler Radar guide me right?
Whoa -- I'm --
Storm-chasing -- I need more speed!
I'm getting nervous, in my pants I just peed!
Come on Chrysler,
You're my last hope and chance!
I'm storm-chasing! I'm storm-chasing!
( --- "Emergency Alert System" siren interlude --- )
I'm screwed-up, it's true!
See me make a stupid rendezvous!
(Ohh) That twister blew --
-- right in on top of me before I knew!
Well, I'm --
Storm-chasing -- twister got me!
The wind is howling at two-hundred-and-three!
Sucked in-to
the sky,
I crapped in my pants!
I'm storm-chasing! I'm storm-chasing!
(STORM-CHASING!)
Into the sky!
(STORM-CHASING!)
I think I might die!
(STORM-CHASING!)
Now I feel like Toto ----
(STORM-CHASING!) "Dorothy -- " (STORM-CHASING!) " -- here we go!"
(STORM-CHASING!)
Yikes, I'm soiling my drawers!
(STORM-CHASING!)
Call The Wizard of Oz!
(STORM-CHASING!)
Ask him if he'd mind,
(STORM-CHASING!) Wiping (STORM-CHASING!) my behind !!
Well I'm --
Storm-chasing -- on The Great Plains!
Most other people think I haven't got brains!
Come on twister,
Let me see how you dance!
I'm storm-chasing! I'm storm-chasing!
You don't have to see my brain,
To know that it's pretty lame!
All of,
My close friends know --
-- how I cheer-and-wail,
When I'm hit and hurt by hail!
I wanna go
Where it's brewin'
Then, I'll fol-low!
I'm screwed-up, it's true!
See me make a stupid rendezvous!
I've got no crew!
I go alone 'cause they know I'm a fool!
That's why I'm --
Storm-chasing -- it's so bizarre!
A fat tornado is approaching my car!
Run out
Of gas now
And my ass is grass!
I'm storm-chasing! I'm storm-chasing!
If that storm turns right,
Maybe I'll live through the night!
Shall I chase it and see?
Fun-nel clouds chase me from the sky!
Oh-oh boy, make haste or die!
Stop and you will not survive -- you'll be ground-up human beef!
Am I fast enough?
Will I be ready when the wind is rough?
Now I'm feeling fright!
Did the Doppler Radar guide me right?
Whoa -- I'm --
Storm-chasing -- I need more speed!
I'm getting nervous, in my pants I just peed!
Come on Chrysler,
You're my last hope and chance!
I'm storm-chasing! I'm storm-chasing!
( --- "Emergency Alert System" siren interlude --- )
I'm screwed-up, it's true!
See me make a stupid rendezvous!
(Ohh) That twister blew --
-- right in on top of me before I knew!
Well, I'm --
Storm-chasing -- twister got me!
The wind is howling at two-hundred-and-three!
Sucked in-to
the sky,
I crapped in my pants!
I'm storm-chasing! I'm storm-chasing!
(STORM-CHASING!)
Into the sky!
(STORM-CHASING!)
I think I might die!
(STORM-CHASING!)
Now I feel like Toto ----
(STORM-CHASING!) "Dorothy -- " (STORM-CHASING!) " -- here we go!"
(STORM-CHASING!)
Yikes, I'm soiling my drawers!
(STORM-CHASING!)
Call The Wizard of Oz!
(STORM-CHASING!)
Ask him if he'd mind,
(STORM-CHASING!) Wiping (STORM-CHASING!) my behind !!
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You've definitely created a class 5 storm with this one.
I can relate to this, since I hail from the Midwestern tornado alley ..very well done..five funnels
For the record, I'd do this in a heartbeat =) Well done.
ya blew me away...5s
Sucked me right in! 555
Just once, I'd like to chase a twister out on the plains of Oklahoma, but it's not anything I'm obsessed with. This was funnier than a cow swirling around helplessly in an F-5!
This parody sucks. Er, blows. 5s.
All hail the mighty wizard of tongue twisters...
This parody is a force to be reckoned with. 5s.
Tornadoes are one of my biggest fears! Great job!
And you didn't use a Toto song?
I'm more the storm-cowering type, myself, but hey, whatever twists your wind, man! :) (funny stuff, btw.)
Thank you Steve, AFW, Jeff, alvin, Rick C, Scrawny Johnny, Alex, Peter, Red Ant, Ashkicksass, Highlander, and Melhi.
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