-> "I Think Therefore I Am"
Original Song Title:
"Simple Twist of Fate"
Parody Song Title:
"I Think Therefore I Am"
That French philosopher Descartes
Listened to his pounding heart
He thought a bit and he felt a spark
Tingle in his spine
'Twas then he coined the line
His fame be-gan
That pompous line --
"I think, there-fore I am!"
They walked along drinkin' rum an' coke
A little confused, they remembered jokes
And passed around a joint for tokes
In a roach-clip burnin' bright
They drank whiskey through the night
The big ex-am
Then they cried --
"I drink, there-fore I cram!"
A hurricane someplace far off blew
As he was workin' wind-jammer's crew
As the tide bust through a big gust threw
His sailboat upside down
He dropped into the sea to drown
But he was a
And he shouted out --
"I sink, there-fore I swam!"
(harmonica & guitar instrumental)
He walked up, her back was bare
He didn't see hair anywhere
He told himself he'd charm her there
Push in-to her open thighs
Felt a gassiness inside
Blew wicked gust-ings from his can
Coughed and cried --
"I stink, there-fore I scram!"
He hears the ticking of the bomb
And works along with a careful aplomb
Shuts it down with a wonderful calm
'Til the timer's stopped its spin
Maybe it's ticking loud again
His last thought --
"I think, there-fore I--" BLAM!!
People tell me
I'm a fool
To waste what I
Did learn in school
I still believe that this is cool
I'll write more of these
Was born a man
Whose motto's --
"I think, there-fore I can!"
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