--- I took hor-mones each and every night ---
--- While I'm not gay, my gen-der's not right ---

Bye-bye
My dong
Farewell

Bye-bye
My dong

Re-moooooo-
-ving my mem-ber

Re-move, then install a groove

Here I lie (salami goodbye)
High on my pre-medication (salami goodbye)
Transgenderation (salami, salami)
Is taking you away (salami goodbye)

Had some good times
With my member

Like with strangers
In their bummer-moons I'd plow

Now, Doc, please, reeeeee-
-move my mem-ber

I choose to

Be a woman now

--- Counting backwards 'til I fall asleep ---
--- Counting the bills, my Doc-tor ain't cheap ---

Salami, goodbye
Salami, goodbye
Salami, goodbye (bye-bye, my dong, farewell)
Salami, goodbye (bye-bye, my dong)

Doctor when you've
Pruned my member

Fill its veins, sir,
With lots of formaldehyde

Doctor Jekyll,
Prune my mem-ber

So I can

Be your Mrs. Hyde

--- Estrogen pills gave me such great boobs ---
--- Now all that's left is to lose my tube ---

De-tubed (bye-bye, my dong, farewell)
With no member (bye-bye, my dong, farewell)

I'm hopin' I'll

Be grooved (bye-bye, my dong, farewell)
With no member (bye-bye, my dong, farewell)

Then, maybe I'll

Please you (my my, your dong, there swells)
And your member (my my, your dong, there swells)