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Song Parodies -> "Euphemism"

Original Song Title:

"Superstition"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Euphemism"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Very euphemistic
"Body Count" in war

Very euphemistic
"Shrinkage" in a store

"De-ni-al Of Service"
Hacker clicks a mouse

Real estate that's "Cozy"
Size of a dog-house


When you believe and think,
That what's unpleasant's banned,
Then you buffer...
Euphemism is the way


Very euphemistic
Beggars "Handle Pan"

Rid me of a problem
Hire a "Hit Man"

Wasting time in daydreams
"Chill Out" or "Kick Back"

Laying waste to Baghdad
"Shock-and-Awe" attack


When you believe and think,
That what's unpleasant's banned,
Then you buffer...
Euphemism is the way
Yea, yea, yea, yeah-hey


Very euphemistic
"He underachieves..."

Very euphemistic
"...'cause he has A.D.D."

"Col-la-teral Damage"
"Sleep With", "Fool Around"

"Sanitation Person"
Bad guys "Go To Ground"


When you believe and think,
That what's unpleasant's banned,
Then you buffer...
Euphemism is the way
Hey, hey, hey, hey-hey
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Cookie-man - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent! I have grown weary of all the euphemism in life today. People are just to damn sensative these days! 555 :)
Adagio - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I know your pacing. This one on "Euphamism" is rather strange after reading one about 'burping a worm'....lol. This was very good. 5's
Melhi - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job!
Johnny D - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Cookie-man, Adagio, and Melhi!
John Barry - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Initiated a risibility response in my cerebrum, or fucking hilarious!
Leo Jay - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
That was the bomb!
Um... I mean "shockingly good" and "awesome".
Johnny D - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, John and Leo!
Michael Pacholek - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Anybody who doesn't like this, well, they just inhale -- if you know what I mean. I mean, they're a few fries short of a Happy Meal. And they give off unpleasant odors.
Johnny D - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Cap'n Pacholek !
Stray Pooch - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
So tell me, Johnny, which chapter of Mensa are you in anyway? Another brilliant parody. In fact, let's just make that an official abbreviation - ABP. I want to save some typing time later. You've got a Ken Jennings streak going on here. 555
Johnny D - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Stray Pooch. Who is Ken Jennings?
alvin rhodes - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
great wordplay, johnny.....5s.....ken jennings is the current "jeopardy" champ.....he's won 38 straight games
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I guess this came when you sat and tried to, so to say, fill a cup with new euphemisms for j*zz, not that you probably figure you have Chucky banged to rights about the already existing ones... ;-)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
To be euphemistic: this was the best parody ever! Anyhoo, DKTOS and I must say I am proud of the angle you took on this. I must say I was expecting a barrage of purile innuendo, but we all know that you're above that now.
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Correction: "Now that..."
Johnny D - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, (and thanks for the "Jeopary" info, too).

K1chyd: Thanks, K1chyd! My cup cometh over!

Luke: Heh heh, thanks!
Meriadoc - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, you have acheived 'exceptionally parody gifted' status...
Meriadoc - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Forgot to add, this is a great improvement over the OS, which always made me want to engage in an involuntary protein spill... ;-)
Johnny D - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Merry .... is that "involuntary protein spill" another way of saying "counteralimentation of your former injesta" ?
Meriadoc - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
That is correct Johnny. I stole it from George Carlin, tho'.... ;-)
Ashkicksass - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Geez Merry, you hate every song that I like! And I never know the ones that you parody... Johnny, I love the original, and I love your parody.
Johnny D - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Ashkicksass!
Rod - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
You are too much, sir! Yet another incredible edible (i.e., your parodies=mind food, bro) !!
Johnny D - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Rod: I'd call some of 'em "junk food for the mind" ! Thanks, Rod! ;-)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Your retinas must be averted in an upwards scroll.
Rick D - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Not like you to beat around the bush. Excellent as usual.
Agrimorfee - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Are you trying to tell us something? Nice job.
Charlie Decker - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Wow. Fantastic as always.
Paul Robinson - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Missed this originally, JD...think I was house-sitting for my friend who does not...OOPS...make that ...DID not have a PC or InterNet connection...he does now...so when I house-sit for a month this upcoming June I will be able to get over here with much more ease. Very expeditious work here, my friend...5's...
MysteryGoat - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great song!
Guy - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-E) I just wish they'd say what they mean so I'd know if they meant what they said. Missed this first time out JD. I think this parody must have been hiding in plain sight.
Scathe - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-E) A parody on euphemisms from a euphemism expert. Nice.
Stuart McArthur - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) nice job JD
2nz - May 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, those euphemisms can get real tiring. As Lewis Black said, "Why do we need a color-coded alert system? Why not just have three alert levels: 'Oh my God', 'Jesus Christ', 'HOLY F&*#'".

Also it annoys me greatly when someone uses 'cause he has A.D.D.' in place of 'he's lazy'. If he's lazy, say he's lazy, and if he's diagnosed with A.D.D. THEN say he has A.D.D. But where was I... 5s JD.
Jeff Reuben - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--Point well taken =)
Phil Alexander - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
One of those you fur mizzems? Never use 'em, meself ;-)
Fitu - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Euphemism what a parody to blame
sssss - January 28, 2012 - Report this comment
ha ha very funny!

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