Song Parodies ->Authors -> Barry J. Mitchel
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flower Children Become Seniors | Try to Remember | The Fantasticks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| The Hebrew and the Muslim (Shiite and Sunni) | The Farmer and the Cowman | The Cast Of The Musical Oklahoma | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Poor Abu's Dead | Poor Jud is Dead | The Cast Of The Musical Oklahoma | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Onward, Muslim Soldiers | Onward, Christian Soldiers | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| Swift Boat | Shrimp Boats | Jo Stafford | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 413 | |
| Osama (bin Laden) | Manana (tomorrow) | Peggy Lee | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| Kansas City (now) | Kansas City (then) | the cast of the musical Oklahoma | No Votes | 154 | |||
| Old Chernobyl | Blueberry Hill | Fats Domino | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 185 | |
| My Scary Chernobyl | My Merry Oldsmobile | Patti Page | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 153 | |
| Onward, Martha Stewart | Onward, Christian Soldiers | Traditional | 4.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 133 | |
| Onward, Michael Schiavo | Onward, Christian Soldiers | Traditional | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 123 | |
| Alt. Things Bright and Beautiful | All Things Bright and Beautiful | Traditional | 5.0 | 1.0 | 5.0 | 198 | |
| Twelve Days in Congress | Twelve Days of Christmas | Traditional | 3.8 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 205 | |
| Sleeper Cells | Silver Bells | Kate Smith | 4.0 | 1.5 | 3.0 | 152 | |
| My Pants Weighed Low | I Can't Say No | The Cast Of The Musical Oklahoma | No Votes | 326 | |||
| Sad Hussein | Tom Dooley | The Kingston Trio | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| Growin' up to Win | Blowin' in the Wind | Bob Dylan | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 146 | |
| Never Confess | Nevertheless | Anne Murray | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| Fever (we'll Be Mourning) | Fever (in The Morning) | Peggy Lee | No Votes | 201 | |||
| Fever (Global Warming) | Fever (In The Morning) | Peggy Lee | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.2 | 185 | |
| Pelosi Flies Over The Ocean | My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean | Tony Sheridan with The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 148 | |
| Scarred by Ho Hair | Scarborough Fair | Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel | 4.5 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Hugo Cha(vez take me rancho) | Matilda (she take me money) | Harry Belafonte | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 186 | |
| Corn Farmer is the Man (for Ethanol) | The Farmer is the Man (Who Feeds Us All) | Pete Seeger | No Votes | 188 | |||
| Too Great Now | Too Late Now | Jane Monheit | No Votes | 139 | |||
| A Parody is Like a Malady | A Pretty Girl is Like a Melody | Irving Berlin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 193 | |
| Liberal Stings (yike, no end to them) | England Swings (like a pendulum) | Roger Miller | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 218 | |
| MAHMOUD (a man who'd end the world too soon) | MOTHER (a word that means the world to me) | Eddy Arnold | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 236 | |
| When Murtha Brings Earmarks Home | When Johnny Comes Marching Home | Traditional | 4.3 | 3.0 | 3.3 | 193 | |
| Though We're Closing The Book, Let's Not Spike Chr | It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas | Johnny Mathis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 194 | |
| He Ain't Imbecilic or Slow | It Ain't Necessarily So | Ira Gershwin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| Come Back Clintons | Come Back Liza | Harry Belafonte | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| Tongue That's Tart | Young At Heart | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 175 | |
| I Get to Pick From This Zoo | I Get a Kick Out of You | Ella Fitzgerald | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 204 | |
| Obama | Oh Johnny | Andrews Sisters | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 322 | |
| Barack and Hillary | Jack and Jill | Traditional Nursery Rhyme | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 289 | |
| Not Proud to be Linked to Farrakhan | I'm Proud to be an American | Lee Greenwood | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.3 | 384 | |
| I Left Dry Fart in San Francisco | I Left My Heart in San Francisco | Frank Sinatra | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 216 | |
| Were You There When He Threw His GD Sword? | Were You There When They Crucified My Lord? | Traditional | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 188 | |
| Bush Brings On Iraq | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 166 | |
| Chicago (That Obama Town) | Chicago (That Toddling Town) | Tony Bennett | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 174 | |
| Unity (NH) | Jealousy | Frankie Laine | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Sly Barack Flies Over the Ocean | My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 129 | |
| Energy | Jealousy | Frankie Laine | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 142 | |
| Hawaiian Dreading Song | Hawaiian Wedding Song | Andy Williams | No Votes | 162 | |||
| Bold Hack Joe | Old Black Joe | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Obama's Song (he's never bin afore) | Sir Joseph's Song (HMS Pinafore) | Gilbert & Sullivan | 4.7 | 5.0 | 4.7 | 422 | |
| Hussein Barry | Richard Cory | Simon & Garfunkel | No Votes | 122 | |||
| 76 Rahm Clones | 76 Trombones | The Music Man (Musical) | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 193 | |
| Carried Barack New Blue Virginia | Carry Me Back To Old Virginny | Eddy Arnold | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| al-Qaida is Sly | A Guy is a Guy | Doris Day | No Votes | 131 | |||
| Seat for Sale | Love for Sale | Billie Holiday | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Bamalot | Camelot | Robert Goulet | No Votes | 122 | |||
| Lots of Problems | Not My Problem | Celebration (musical) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| Penetration | Celebration | Celebration (musical) | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| I've Not Hot Tub To Keep Me Warm | I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm | Billie Holiday | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| He's Sorry Now (Timothy Geithner) | Who's Sorry Now | Connie Francis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| SEC (vs. Madoff) | Yesterday | Beatles | 5.0 | 3.5 | 4.2 | 116 | |
| Abe, Pig Spender | Hey, Big Spender | Peggy Lee | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Many (Lobbyists) Bring Woes | Anything Goes | Ella Fitzgerald | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| Too Much Pork | Too Darn Hot | Ella Fitzgerald | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Two Members From Maine | Remember the Maine | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Nix-free (Land) or Fix-me (Land) | Dixie (Land) | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| When Pirate Guys Are Smiling | When Irish Eyes Are Smiling | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 133 | |
| I'm Obaman | I Am Woman | Helen Reddy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| I Won't Please Ev'rybody | I Wanna Be Somebody | Celebration musical | No Votes | 104 | |||
| Who Wants to be a CEO? (in USA) | Who Wants to be a Millionaire? | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Go Down Barack (Close Guantanamo) | Go Down Moses (Let My People Go) | Traditional | 4.0 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 168 | |
| We Are Climbing Bailout's Ladder | We Are Climbing Jacob's Ladder | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 202 | |
| Barack's the Man Today | Marry the Man Today | Guys and Dolls | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| He Obama, She Obama (Michelle-O) | Miya Sama, Miya Sama (Mikado) | Gilbert & Sullivan | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 166 | |
| Set The One Signin' | Let The Sunshine In | Hair (musical) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| EIT (Enhanced Interrogation Techniques) | Jealousy | Frankie Laine | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 90 | |
| Blame it on Barack Obama | Blame it on the Boss Nova | Eydie Gorme | 5.0 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 737 | |
| Pelosi Lies Over Faux Torture | My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Apologist | Aquarius | Hair musical | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 100 | |
| Air (2009 pollution) | Air (1968 pollution) | Hair (musical) | No Votes | 73 | |||
| Si Bon Cest (It's So Good) | Siboney (Cuba) | Nana Mouskouri | No Votes | 112 | |||
| In the Waiting Room | I Will Wait for You | Andy Williams | No Votes | 95 | |||
| Latina | Maneater | Daryl Hall | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 119 | |
| Looking for Pelosi | Looking for my Donna | Hair (musical) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 75 | |
| Jihad Wacky | Jabberwocky | Lewis Carroll | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.0 | 98 | |
| I'm Now More Clever (Obama Care) | It's Now or Never (My Love Won't Wait) | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Obama's Fly | The Blue-Tailed Fly | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 184 | |
| The Census Meddler (from ACORN) | The Old Dope Peddler | Tom Lehrer | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 120 | |
| Whatever Became of Michael? | Whatever Became of Hubert? | Tom Lehrer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| Barack Don Crown | Wernher Von Braun | Tom Lehrer | No Votes | 73 | |||
| Poor Socialist Nation (B. H. Obama) | Pure Imagination (from Willy Wonka) | Gene Wilder | 4.5 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 73 | |
| Cap 'n' Trade as the House Careens | Captain Jinks of the Horse Marines | J. Harold Murray | 4.8 | 4.6 | 5.0 | 80 | |
| The White House Turned Over | The White Cliffs Of Dover | Kate Smith | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| Breaking In Is Hard To Do | Breaking Up Is Hard To Do | Neil Sedaka | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Obama Joy | (O) Danny Boy | Celtic Woman | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 89 | |
| The Vile West Ain't Where I Want to Be | The Wild West Is Where I Want to Be | Tom Lehrer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| Happy Birthday Sir President | Happy Birthday Mr. President | Marilyn Monroe | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| I Can Give You Anything By GOV | I Can't Give You Anything But Love | Diana Krall | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 88 | |
| If Obama Cared | If I Didn't Care | Billie Holiday | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| Land of Free Nation | Cherokee Nation | Paul Revere & the Raiders | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| God's Left America | God Bless America | Kate Smith | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| Heartless America | God Bless America | Kate Smith | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| Spelling Tree (SCRABBLE) | Jealousy | Frankie Laine | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| Congress I Love Blue | P.S. I Love You | Billie Holiday | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 84 | |
| Afghani Vote Song (Pray-o) | Banana Boat Song (Day-o) | Harry Belafonte | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 89 | |
| For He Is American (BHO) | For He Is an Englishman | Gilbert And Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| The Don Dark of D.C. (BHO) | The Monarch of the Sea | Gilbert And Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| With a Lotta Help From Schoolkids | With a Little Help From My Friends | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 89 | |
| Confess, You Hoped to Change Health Plan | I Guess I'll have to Change My Plan | Rudy Vallee | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| An Acorn Fell | A Blossom Fell | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| Can't Anybody Be My Pal? (H1N1 Flu) | Has Anybody Seen My Gal? | Joseph Brenner Sr | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 122 | |
| Kings Are Held In Bought Esteem | Things Are Seldom What They Seem | Gilbert & Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| Health Care Is Broken (USA) | Morning Has Broken | Cat Stevens | 4.3 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 127 | |
| Battle Him For The Republic | Battle Hymn Of The Republic | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 102 | |
| The One's Decider Now (Obama) | You're Undecided Now | Ella Fitzgerald | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| Wonderful One Visits Copenhagen | Wonderful Wonderful Copenhagen | Danny Kaye | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 69 | |
| A White Lab Coat (Docs in Smocks) | A White Sport Coat | Marty Robbins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 83 | |
| I'm Betting Plenty Spent All O's Virtue | I'm Getting Sentimental Over You | Barry Manilow | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| Barack's Posse's Coming to Town | Santa Claus Is Coming to Town | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| White House Brass | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| The Foes (of Obama) Lay On The Ground | The Snow Lay On The Ground | Traditional | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 97 | |
| Obama Frowns on Washington* | O Little Town of Bethlehem | Traditional | 4.7 | 3.7 | 4.0 | 69 | |
| All I Want by New Year's Is My Health Care Bill | All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| O Come Twitter Children | O Come Little Children | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| Has Any Army Meaner Gal? | Has Anybody Seen My Gal? | Joseph Brenner Sr. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 36 | |
| Streets of Killeen TX (Fort Hood) | Streets of Laredo (or El Paso) | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 40 | |
