-> "I Get to Pick From This Zoo"
Original Song Title:
"I Get a Kick Out of You" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Get to Pick From This Zoo"
I get no kick from campaign;
Hear all those calling to fill up that hall,
And telling those at each venue,
"Why, I get a kick out of you!"
I get no kick from plain-Jane
Hillary/Bill are bound still, sparring till
Those Bush tax cuts they ax, not renew.
Should I let old Slick Willie screw?
I get no kick from John's mane;
Piling too high makes that guy look so bi.
Ask him why he won't try new hairdo
That flies, not so thick, out of goo.
I get no kick from Hussein;
Barack will quack, "Put us back on the track",
Using jack-boots to take from the few;
But I fret he'll nick all of you.
I get a hickey each time I see
Grandstanders dare implore me.
I let their shtick flow; it's clear to me,
They obviously want to gore me.
I get no kick from McCain;
Endure his stiffness at events, but if
He gets sore and is miffed at his crew,
Then I'd better pick someone new.
I'll vet that hick Born-Again,
Preaching and teaching each creature is breaching
God's laws that he sought to include.
Am I set to kick out this dude!
I get a crick and a pain,
Hearing "Our foreman should not be a Mormon"
From sore men who don't have a clue.
That guy is my pick from this zoo.
I bet that Mitt can be fit for each situation that may hit us anew;
And yet he'll not e'er be bought by the lot
Of those lobbies that gobble and chew.
That's why I will stick with him through.
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