-> "They Ain't Necessarily So (Obama speeches)"
Original Song Title:
"It Ain't Necessarily So (some Bible stories)"
Parody Song Title:
"They Ain't Necessarily So (Obama speeches)"
No faintness or fairytale glow,
But saintly, prepared for the show.
The things dat Obama
Do read wid great drama,
Dey ain't necessarily so.
Debt ceiling was tall, he did sigh; 
Must be Bush's fault, he would cry. 
He fought Great Recession
And strayed to Depression.
Debt ceiling now vaults to the sky!
Obama's solutions are stale.
His stimulus boost soon did pale.
More Fannie and Freddie
And jobs shovel-ready
Have helped our economy ... fail.
Li'l Barry was bound by a dream;
Still carries it 'round with esteem.
He wrote that his father'd
Been by fairness bothered; 
He wished skim milk floated on cream.
While Republican poll numbers grow,
Well, he cain't rest and tarry below.
He tells kool-aid drinkers
Tea Party's all stinkers,
But it ain't necessarily so!
So get some regs looser,
Don't slap each producer
Wid clean rules till dey halt!
Oh, I takes green gospel
Whenever it's pos'ble,
But wid a grain of salt.
No budget in nine hundred days! 
Res'lutions give line items raise. 
But who calls him less for
Dat? Not White House Press Corps,
Whom showman Jay Carney can daze.
I'll hear Barack's speeches but know,
Dey ain't nece -- ain't nece
Ain't nece -- ain't nece --
Ain't necessarily ... so!
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