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Song Parodies -> "Hood Barack Hussein"
Original Song Title:
"Good King Wenceslas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Hood Barack Hussein"
Parody Written by:
Barry J. Mitchel
The Lyrics
The US President soon will depart Washington, DC, for a holiday vacation in Hawaii, on the heels of a Climate Summit. He will leave behind many unresolved issues, and might worry about his Party's prospects in the November 8 elections.
Hood Barack Hussein booked out;
Ere the feast days, leavin'.
Where no snow-day's found, no doubt,
Deep anxt list relievin'.
Air Force One will soon take flight,
Low the cost of fuel.
"Hen manure" man, claimed insight
Greening Earth's renewal.
Hither, Josh, and stand by me,
As thy nose is swelling.
Blonder peasant, who is he?
Hair's grand; what's he selling?
Fiery Donald would build fence,
Sunder visa's countin';
Fight against "the foreign" hence.
Why.taint dragnets' mountin'?
In disasters' steps he's trod;
Overthrow he's hintin'.
Street he's winning, chary clod.
Witch may faint, sad Clinton.
Therefore, Democrats, abjure
Wealth redistribution.
Ye who now possess the poor,
Shall need new solution.
Ere the feast days, leavin'.
Where no snow-day's found, no doubt,
Deep anxt list relievin'.
Air Force One will soon take flight,
Low the cost of fuel.
"Hen manure" man, claimed insight
Greening Earth's renewal.
Hither, Josh, and stand by me,
As thy nose is swelling.
Blonder peasant, who is he?
Hair's grand; what's he selling?
Fiery Donald would build fence,
Sunder visa's countin';
Fight against "the foreign" hence.
Why.taint dragnets' mountin'?
In disasters' steps he's trod;
Overthrow he's hintin'.
Street he's winning, chary clod.
Witch may faint, sad Clinton.
Therefore, Democrats, abjure
Wealth redistribution.
Ye who now possess the poor,
Shall need new solution.
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First line alternative: "Good thing when Barack books out,"
Last line alternatives: "Shall heed Constitution." or "Shall seed revolution." or "All need restitution."
Last line alternatives: "Shall heed Constitution." or "Shall seed revolution." or "All need restitution."
"Hen manure" is a euphemism for "chicken s+++", a term Obama used to describe Israel's prime mimister, Benjamin Netanyahu.
You right-wing maniacs have been talking about Democrats "redistributing wealth" for decades, but they've NEVER done it. Nor have they ever taken away those guns you worship. Time to develop some new lies!
Whatsamatta, MP? Did you catch Trump in bed with your mom again?
Nah. He's just mad because his fake Messiah in Washington D.C. and his fake pope in Rome pushing their fake concerns about a fake crisis at the racist Klimate Kultist Kwacks' conference in Paris failed to get anyone to take them seriously yet again. You know how you can spot infiltrators at these KKK conferences, right? They're the ones who actually use low-carbon transport methods to get there!
You leftard lunatics have been whining about Republicans being "racist" for decades, but they NEVER have been. Neither have they ever taken away those cheap contraceptives you worship. Time to develop some new lies!
Wailing about the climate change formerly known as "Global Warming", then jetting off to Hawaii at thousands of gallons an hour is what used to be called "hypocrisy". If he were serious about the issue, he could have spent the holidays in the White House. The whole Paris show could have been handled by conference call. Have you ever heard of a crisis for which the solution was the dismantling of a federal agency or program and the restoration of a lost freedom. Got to go now, my Civil War vintage Smith & Wesson, "Ghost of Christmases Past" is calling me to be cleaned and oiled. Security code "LUD" Luddite?
The cure for global warming may be polar-ization, and this site's commenters, like USA's voters, have more than enough of that!
Ultimate first line "Good thing when Ex-Laws books out" (executive orders) will change to "ex-boss" in January 2017.
P O'M, you really haven't seen them redistribute wealth? They've certainly taken lots of mine! As for guns, they're doing their level best to take 'em. If you can't see these things, maybe it's time to put away your marijuana and start trying to see things clearly for a change.
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