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Song Parodies -> "Happy Birthday Sir President"

Original Song Title:

"Happy Birthday Mr. President"

Original Performer:

Marilyn Monroe

Parody Song Title:

"Happy Birthday Sir President"

Parody Written by:

Barry J. Mitchel

The Lyrics

I am sending this greeting before the weekend, so that he will have time to respond by Monday, August 3.
Happy birthday to O!
On this birthday he'll show
Birth certificate stamped with
Hawaii Five-O.

How old is he now?
Forty-eight, no debates.
How I wish that it still was
The number of states.

Then Election oh-eight
Would have seen diff'rent slate
With McCain versus Clinton;
What more could we hate?

With Alaska in line
To be State Forty-nine,
Had both places waited,
USA would be fine.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Fiddlegirl - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
3 cheers for the red, white, and you!
Dana Mathewson - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I'll second that emotion!
Barry J. Mitchel - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for the 6 cheers and fives! I hope that they won't change if I replace "with Hawaii Five-O" with "by Hawaii's Don Ho", a pop singer who was there in 1961 ("don ho" for an underworld meaning).
Christie Marie M - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Happy Birthday to O!! That's a good one! I echo Fiddlegirl's comment! 5's!
Old Man Ribber - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I agree with your "Monroe Doctrine." Aloha! ;D
Barry J. Mitchel - August 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I welcomed two new stars for the US flag in 1959, only now wish it had been 4Aug1961. Jackie-O let MM sing the OS to JFK. Imagine Michelle O allowing some sexpot to sing HB to her guy! Only if it would boost his polls... OMR: For an "Aloha" song, check my year-old ~misc/andywilliams14.shtml
LittleRockCakes - August 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir, ~MM~ was a fairly capable singer. I always enjoy doing a mimic of her voice on ~Two Little Girls From Little Rock~ & ~ Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend~ . . . my favorite Holiday entertainment . . .

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