-> "Kathleen Sebelius"
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Kathleen Sebelius, thy web site is breaking;
The scorn of the country is heard on The Hill.
With bark from the Right Wing and fight Cruz is making,
Kathleen Sebelius, it's blundering still.
Oh, hast thou forgotten how soon we must sign up?
Oh, hast thou forgotten when payments must start?
It may be four years before many can line up;
Then why art thou silent by choice if so smart?
It may need four years 'cause it may be too clever;
Then why art thou silent, Kathleen Sebelius?
Kathleen Sebelius, awake from thy slumbers!
Though true count is slowing, The One's holding tight.
Ah! Where is the well healthy young in high numbers?
Arise, do thy duty: health care's now my right.
Kathleen Sebelius, my glad cheers are galling,
To think that from H.H.S. lead thou must part.
Oh, spare me your tears, in no way be forestalling.
Then nigh start retirement, vacating apart.
It may be your fears that delayed testifying;
Then thy heart vows silence, Kathleen Sebelius.
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