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Song Parodies -> "MAHMOUD (a man who'd end the world too soon)"

Original Song Title:

"MOTHER (a word that means the world to me)"

Original Performer:

Eddy Arnold

Parody Song Title:

"MAHMOUD (a man who'd end the world too soon)"

Parody Written by:

Barry J. Mitchel

The Lyrics

This mnemonic can help you remember the President of Iran. I call it the MOTHER of all parodies. To understand the 18th line, go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dhimmi .
M is for the Mahdi who's returning
A is for Apocalypse that's near
H is for the Holocaust he's spurning
M is for his Missiles that we fear

O is for the Oil with which his land's blest
U is for the Uniformed females
D is for his Dream of whole-world conquest
A is for Atomic weapon sales

H is for both Hezbollah and Hamas
M is for the Mullahs who control
E is for Eternal virgins' promise
D is for his Desiccated soul

I is for Israeli settlers' new homes
N is for the Nazis who were right
E is for East European pogroms
J is for the Jews who thence took flight

A is for Avenging wounds that long stewed
D is for the Dhimmis who would swoon
Put them all together, they spell Mahmoud,
A man who'd end the world too soon.
If you sing this in public and people drop money, keep it; but drop a note to me at bjmitchel@att.net .

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Guy - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
What's with the "N is for the Nazis who were right"? I don't like it, No sir I don't like it at all, but what do you expect from lunitic like Aquavelva Man? "A is for Apocalypse that's near". I love the smell of burnt terrorists in the morning. I give you 5's 'cause you give 'em hell!
Agrimorfee - October 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Maybe he meant they were right-leaning?
Guy - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Ag. I understood who made the statement. The I don't like it... was some dialog of a Mash episode when Hawkeye and BJ made Radar a Corporal Captain so he could join them in the officer's club. This statement of dislike was made by an ate up with himself old Colonel. I was merely being sarcastic toward aquavelva man and the brain he got at `Wal-Mars`, the same place that Colonel got his in the Mash episode. That lean toward the Nazi ideal of his is the scariest thing about that derelict.
Barry J. Mitchel - June 20, 2012 - Report this comment
It's 56 months later and that Mahdi (12th Imam) hasn't returned yet.
Guy: I should have written "N is for the Nazis he thinks right."

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