-> "I'll Never Fail to Vote Again"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Never Fall in Love Again"
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Never Fail to Vote Again"
What do you get when you fail to vote?
A guy with a spin who cursed his double, 
Someone you bet forestalls your trouble,
Who'll never fall in love with gain, ;=)
While standing tall above all stain.
When he's a vet,  what is his reply?
He's set enough terms to catch amnesia.
Laughing at you, he never sees ya.
I'll never call  my senator.
I'll never call my governor.
Polls tell me that this Fall's a bout,
'Cause I'm aware and I'm glad to shout,
Cut off those chains' remains that bind you,
Satisfied that fear is behind you.
What do you get when this Fall you vote?
You'll net enough seats to still lib's motion;
That's what you'll get for your commotion.
I'll never bawl for government's
Vile clever bald entitlements. 
What do you get when you loll for GOV?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow.
Lo, for the feast, GOV still must borrow.
I'll never crawl for government's
Mild levers called entitlements!
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