Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Sanders' Frothing Buddies Do Frown"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Sanders' Frothing Buddies Do Frown"
Parody Written by:
Barry J. Mitchel
The Lyrics
I give tribute to the jolly old man who filibustered the US Senate in protest of its failure to tax "the rich" enough during their productive years and after. He wanted a bill to give Christmas presents to everyone else. CHFUDNKTOS.
You'd better drop out, you'd better not try,
You'd better not flout. I'm telling you why:
Sanders' frothing buddies [1] do frown.
They're making a fist (dole check is not vice);
Gonna bind stout those haughty rich twice.
IRS will come, bring them down.
They'll see you when you're spending.
They'll know how much you make.
They'll know if sales are bad or good.
Whoa! They could score at your wake.
So you'd better work out, you'd better not die.
Fed letter's [2] got clout; bank tellers won't lie.
Grant a clause to something renowned. [3]
Can't dodge laws if dumb [4] under ground!
You'd better not flout. I'm telling you why:
Sanders' frothing buddies [1] do frown.
They're making a fist (dole check is not vice);
Gonna bind stout those haughty rich twice.
IRS will come, bring them down.
They'll see you when you're spending.
They'll know how much you make.
They'll know if sales are bad or good.
Whoa! They could score at your wake.
So you'd better work out, you'd better not die.
Fed letter's [2] got clout; bank tellers won't lie.
Grant a clause to something renowned. [3]
Can't dodge laws if dumb [4] under ground!
[1] Senator Bernie Sanders and Representative Anthony Weiner, for example.
[2] The government's inquiry letter that follows your death notice.
[3] Bequeath remaining assets to charity, after giving throughout your life. As Khalil Gibran wrote in his book The Prophet, "Give now, that the season of giving may be yours and not your inheritors'."
[4] Unable to speak about your last wishes.
[2] The government's inquiry letter that follows your death notice.
[3] Bequeath remaining assets to charity, after giving throughout your life. As Khalil Gibran wrote in his book The Prophet, "Give now, that the season of giving may be yours and not your inheritors'."
[4] Unable to speak about your last wishes.
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 5 | 4 | 4 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Ya' know what I call the IRS of your world, (I)nternal (R)evenue (S)windlers. LOL!!! :-D Great job with your song! 555! ;-)
Wonderful, Barry, as always. I assume Obama doesn't have your songs on his iPod. On the other hand, Axelrod probably reads your e-mails...
BJM - Sanders Claus is lost in a Weiner Wonderland! Axelrod really "sees us when we're sleeping", but perhaps it won't be Blight Christmas after all. (In other words, great job!) ;D
Thanks to all c/v's. You are the Three Monarchs as well as the Three Wise Ones. (Help! I've turned P.C.) We need 535 like you in Congress.
OMR: I can always expect a punny comment! I'm glad that you have returned from vacation (not a repite from parody writing, I see and give thanks).
OMR: I can always expect a punny comment! I'm glad that you have returned from vacation (not a repite from parody writing, I see and give thanks).
Bernie Sanders is right. And, OMB, I thought Larry Craig and Mark Foley were in the Wiener Wonderland.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/franksinatra193.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1224
