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Song Parodies -> "You Can't Play Through, Dear"
Original Song Title:
"You Can't Be True, Dear"
Original Performer:
Patti Page
Parody Song Title:
"You Can't Play Through, Dear"
Parody Written by:
Barry J. Mitchel
The Lyrics
A golfing idol recently gave a new meaning to the term foreplay. Will he be able to take a mulligan on his marriage? See TOS for template lyrics.
You can't play through, dear;
Ere driving, "Fore!" you say.
I busted your rear
Window behind driveway.
Your mistress tells me
That you and she dared screw,
So I'll keep clubbing you
And show you can't drive true.
Your pride was won
On the tees that were green,
As my heart said farewell
To the joy that I'd seen.
Love that you steal,
As from love I am spared,
Soon will show that you never cared.
You can't renew, dear.
Share no strings 'fore you stray.
I trusted you, dear,
Hoping you'd play fairway.
Your missed putts tell me
That you and I are through,
So I'll keep shoving you,
And off your pants I'll sue.
Yes, I'll keep glove and shoe;
You bogeyed at hole two.
Ere driving, "Fore!" you say.
I busted your rear
Window behind driveway.
Your mistress tells me
That you and she dared screw,
So I'll keep clubbing you
And show you can't drive true.
Your pride was won
On the tees that were green,
As my heart said farewell
To the joy that I'd seen.
Love that you steal,
As from love I am spared,
Soon will show that you never cared.
You can't renew, dear.
Share no strings 'fore you stray.
I trusted you, dear,
Hoping you'd play fairway.
Your missed putts tell me
That you and I are through,
So I'll keep shoving you,
And off your pants I'll sue.
Yes, I'll keep glove and shoe;
You bogeyed at hole two.
Allegedly he was found shoeless and asleep beside his damaged vehicle around 2:30 AM. I'm guessing that the divorce settlement will transfer some auctionable personal clothing and golf equipment.
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Poor Tiger - off the fairway, among the trees, in the rough, with a very tricky "lie" ;D
Fore??? Latest count is he's up to 9. But I'm putting you down for some fives...LOL!!
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