-> "Nix-free (Land) or Fix-me (Land)"
Original Song Title:
"Dixie (Land)"
Parody Song Title:
"Nix-free (Land) or Fix-me (Land)"
The Lyrics
I wish I was in the land of bought 'n'
Sold; times there were not so rotten.
Congress say, no delay, take away Nix-free land.
In Nix-free land that I was born in,
Clearly I was not forlorn in,
Made my way, saved my pay, had a say, Nix-free land.
Chorus:
Now I wish I was in Nix-free like yesterday!
In Nix-free land I took my stand to live and vie in Nix-free.
Could pray or stray with wayward mouth un-P.C.
If they hold sway, they'll stay my mouth from D.C.
Obama's massive bill was eager;
Billions cost but jobs were meager.
Cooked today books astray, took away Nix-free land.
Just try to get your arms around it;
Miles of paper haven't bound it.
Ev'ry way, give-away, to create Fix-me land. (Chorus)
Our bucks he takes and brings to scatter,
Makes you mad but it doesn't matter,
Took away, won't repay, it's new day, Fix-me land.
Then slow it down and hatch your babble;
To Nix-free land we'll rouse the rabble,
For the range of the change makes a strange Fix-me land. (Chorus)
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