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Song Parodies -> "I've Not Hot Tub To Keep Me Warm"

Original Song Title:

"I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billie Holiday

Parody Song Title:

"I've Not Hot Tub To Keep Me Warm"

Parody Written by:

Barry J. Mitchel

The Lyrics

During the current blitzkrieg of Arctic air across the United States, many may be wondering whatever happened to global warming. Here is a non-PC solution to the record-breaking chill. Click here for Irving Berlin's orginal lyrics.
The snow is growing, the wind is blowing;
Oh, why can't weather be norm?
What ho! I dare say, cause of stray storm
Is not man's greenhouse global warm.

Why cold so scary in January?
Sasquatch froze, I'm sick in dorm.*
I need health care when icicles form;
I've not hot tub to keep me warm.

On with my overcoat, on with my hood.
I need two overcoats; I'm burning more wood!

My hearth's on fire; the flame grows higher,
So I will weather the storm.
What do I care what gases may form?
Drive lots above to keep me warm.
* A dorm can be any place for sleep. I'm awake at bjmitchel@att.net for feedback.

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