-> "Who Wants to be a CEO? (in USA)"
Original Song Title:
"Who Wants to be a Millionaire?"
Parody Song Title:
"Who Wants to be a CEO? (in USA)"
Who wants to be a CEO? I don't.
Follow the rules of BHO? I won't.
Who wants the bother of a higher tax rate?
A higher tax rate is something I'd hate.
Who wants to donate to campaigns? I don't.
Who wants to give up corp'rate planes? I won't.
Who wants to be a PR fool too?
I don't. And I won't 'cause all I want's my due.
Who wants to bow to Barney Frank? I don't.
With my stock options in the tank? I won't.
Take one last journey on my Atlantic yacht?
Must I sell my yacht and pay sailors naught?
Drive in my fancy foreign car? I can't.
Bid its mechanics au revoir? They'll rant!
Who wants a private landing field too?
I don't. And I won't 'cause I'd pay union crew.
Who wants to answer to Chris Dodd? I don't.
And show him homage like a god? I won't.
Who wants to hide behind a tenured lawyer?
A tenured lawyer do I want? No sir!
Who wants a chance to risk a bet? I do.
And keep the profit that I get? I do.
Who would explore free markets anew?
I hope that you'll vote 'cause all I want's no Blue.
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