-> "Battle Him For The Republic"
Original Song Title:
"Battle Hymn Of The Republic"
Parody Song Title:
"Battle Him For The Republic"
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the cunning Socialist;
He is trampling on the Constitution, Papers Fed'ralist.
He would noose the hateful right-wing talk-show heretics he's dissed.
His ruthless march is on.
Glory, glory, he'll renew some.
Worry, worry he will screw some.
He must hurry or he'll lose some.
His youths are marching on.
I have seen him snatch the powers of a hundred Senators.
He has willed that they not falter in believing, choose his course.
He can read each mighty sentence from a teleprompter source.
His gaze is arching yon.
He has bounded forth by stumping at contrived town halls elite.
He is grifting out free markets when their takeover's complete.
O be swift and bold to counter him, be vigilant and fleet.
Our sod he's marching on.
'Tis the duty of the billions to adore on bended knee
His life story and his wisdom that transcends ethnicity.
As he vies to take men's souls, he lectures why we evil be.
While lauding Marx, sing on.
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