-> "This 'Heil' West's Not Where We Want to Be"
Original Song Title:
"The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be"
Parody Song Title:
"This 'Heil' West's Not Where We Want to Be"
O'er hill and dale, you'll find me scopin'
Where the borders are wide open,
In the land of that bold Sheriff Joe. (he's law!)
Here the scene ne'er seems attractive
'Cause that sheriff's radio's active. 
From this "Heil" West is where I wanna go.
'Mid the sagebrush lands, they'll track us.
I've watched state troopers practice
Stoppin' vans that have seen many squeeze.
I'll drive in my Camaro,
And of course I'll bear a pair o'
IDs of some dry dead Veet-nam-ese. 
I will leave the city's glow,
Leave the land that's grand to sow,
Leave my growing leaves to go
Where I'm free.
I will seek New Mexico,
They're not mean like Arpaio;
I'll no longer need to show
'Mid the coyotes' human smugglings,
I'll watch the sly med-drug rings
'Till that cold I.C.E. catches me. (free thaw!) 
'Less Obama wins us clearance,
Soon you'll see our disappearance,
'Cause this "Heil" West's not where we wanna be.
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