-> "Pit Your Hand 'Gainst Left Hand (of Obama)"
Original Song Title:
"Put Your Hand in the Hand (of the Man)"
Parody Song Title:
"Pit Your Hand 'Gainst Left Hand (of Obama)"
Put right hand to left hand  for the man with teleprompter!
Put your land in command of the man who promised green.
Take a look at poor self and you can envy others' profligacy.
He put in that grand "Yes, we can", hid his plan to change D.C.
Put your hands on your glands for the man who thrilled Chris Matthews.
It was grand for the brand of that M.S.N.B.C.
Take a look at Fox News and you can look at Hardball differently.
Sly Keith Olberman takes left stand as he pans Sean Hannity.
Pit your hand 'gainst left hand of the man who drilled no water.
Take your stand 'gainst the man who'd command the warming sea,
Snake a hook in your wealth and "fairly" rook from brothers differently
By pittin' his band 'gainst Ayn Rand; that's the man from Hawai'i.
Pit your hand 'gainst left hand of the man who stilled foreclosure.
Take your stand 'gainst the man who commands mil-i-tar-y.
Take a look at his health plan; rue tan crook who smothers dissidently,
Because he just can't understand how this land has made us free.
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