-> "When Blue Has Gone Astray"
Original Song Title:
"When You Are Old And Gray"
Parody Song Title:
"When Blue Has Gone Astray"
Since you still are voting straight blue,
Let's build GOV while we may,
Because my voters hate you
When Blue has gone astray.
So stay above the hearsay now;
I'll talk-show hosts combat.
Say we've governed justly,
For I know they will bust me
When they're told, "Eject King Rat."
We'll call for civility and lessened hostility, 
Emboss our nobility but keep straw-boss ability.
We'll tax all utilities and keep Wall Street ill at ease.
We'll unions facilitate to show we appreciate.
With this buyability comes total servility;
We'll bleed down the military with ascent of civilitary. 
So let's act with plurality while we still claim morality,
Or we soon will abhorent be and lose the majority.
Your face will start to show fear,
Your polls will start to spread.
In thirty weeks it's so clear, 
Our wish list will be dead.
I'll never govern one and all
The way I do today.
So please remember:
When you're heaved in November,
I'm cold blue snow. Good day!
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