My swish! [1] I was native-born Hawaiian;
Cold climes there was never caught in.
Had to stray; took a lei; couldn't stay on island. [2]
I left the land that I was born in;
Learned stepfather bossed me, horned in.
Booked away one fine day, made our way from free land.

Now I claim I was Hawaiian; who'll say me nay?
On Big Island, [2] I played in sand; I lived for sky and salt sea;
Each day was gay. Some say uncouth now nix me.
The Donald may; I'll stay his mouth in D.C.!

Ann Dunham married Barack Senior.
When their boy was three, he'd leave her.
Wouldn't pray Muslim way nor obey the Koran. [3]
Lolo Soetoro soon had found her,
Promised never to be a bounder.
Took away to Malay, [4] where they'd stay, was his plan.

Now I claim I was Hawaiian; who'll say me nay?
On Big Island, [2] I played in sand; I lived for sky and salt sea;
Each day was gay. Some say uncouth now nix me.
The Donald may; I'll stay his mouth in D.C.!

Barack soon takes name of the latter, [5]
Four years sat for madrassa patter,
Ev'ry day, five times pray, Allah's way, understand.
Then woe and frowns would match unravel; [3]
To Big Island, boy's bound to travel. [6]
He would stay from that day in his native free land.

Now I claim I was Hawaiian; who'll say me nay?
On Big Island, [2] I played in sand; I lived for sky and salt sea;
Each day was gay. Some say uncouth now nix me.
The Donald may; I'll stay his mouth in D.C.!