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Song Parodies -> "Swigging the Booze"

Original Song Title:

"Singing the Blues"

Original Performer:

Guy Mitchell

Parody Song Title:

"Swigging the Booze"

Parody Written by:

Barry J. Mitchel

The Lyrics

Since the November 8th election, supporters of Hillary Clinton are distraught. Students at Cornell and other "institutions of higher learning" demand "safe spaces" and join "cry-ins" while celebrities who vowed to leave the country if Donald Trump won are on the spot. See the OS here.
Well, I never felt more like swiggin' the booze,
'Cause I never thought that she'd ever lose.
Hillary, why'd you lose last Tuesday?

Well, I never felt more like cryin' from fright,
'Cause pollsters were wrong and nothin' went right.
Washout you! You got me swiggin' the booze.

To movie stars: so long, don't whine;
Their dream is gone, they thought you fine.
There's nothin' left for them to do
But fly-yi-yi-yi out on cue (try Xanadu).

Well, I never felt more like runnin' away
But where could I go that beats U.S.A.?
What'll I do? Do lots of diggin', then choose.

I doubt that they'll find a better place than America, even before it becomes great again.

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Barry J. Mitchel - November 14, 2016 - Report this comment
Line 8 could be "Their dream is gone; they bought her line" to clarify who "you" is. Xanadu = Canada?
Scare crow - November 14, 2016 - Report this comment
Booze? is their going to be a party?

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