--- Is She Is Or Is She Ain't ---

Now I'm trying to find that solution
About a certain person.
I'm trying to find that solution
About a certain person
Who with the modern surgery,
They changed him from he to she;
But underneath the lipstick, rouge and paint,
I wonder, is she is or is she ain't?

What gave him that inspiration and spark
To leave the country and go to Denmark?
He tried to live the life of a man;
It wasn't in accord with Nature's plan,
So he had this operation
And came back home and shocked the nation;
But underneath the lipstick, rouge and paint,
I wonder, is she is or is she ain't?

Now when he/she came back to this country,
They made her a great celebrity;
But under public sentiment,
She got movie contract and engagement.
People all came out of curiosity
To see this Man of the Century;
But underneath the lipstick, rouge and paint,
I wonder, is she is or is she ain't?

When he/she came back to this country,
They made her a great celebrity;
But under public sentiment,
She got movie contract and engagement.
People all came out of curiosity
To see this Man of the Century;
But underneath the lipstick, rouge and paint,
I asked her if she is; I know she ain't!

I asked her if she is; I know she ain't!

--- Is He Is Or Is He Ain't ---

Now I'm trying to find what religion,
Point out he's native Muslim.
I'm trying to find what religion;
Some doubt it's latent Muslim.
Soon 'twas Black Lib Theology
That changed him from M to C;
But underneath the Christian rouge and paint,
I wonder, is he is or is he ain't?

What gave him that inspiration and spark
To leave Hawaii and go to Oak Park?
He tried to live his life with a plan;
It wasn't long before he's Bill Ayers' man,
So he ran for Senate station;
His Jeremiah shocked the nation;
But underneath the Christian clues so faint,
I wonder, is he is or is he ain't?

Now when he became known in whole country,
They made him a great celebrity;
He caught the public sentiment,
And got nomination for President.
People all came out to vote for hope and change,
But now they get only hoops and chains;
But underneath the Christian ruse and taint,
I wonder which he is; why show restraint?

When he departed from this country,
He made bow to great Prince of Saudi;
But never to Brit's Queen he bent;
She got groovy DVD that he sent.
People all came out to join the Tea Party,
They see this man brought them penury;
But whether he be Christian, choose they cain't.
I'd ask him what he is; guy shoah no saint!

Why ask him what he is? I know Press faint!