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Song Parodies -> "Spank Often More Teats and Curls"

Original Song Title:

"Thank Heaven for Little Girls"

Original Performer:

Maurice Chevalier

Parody Song Title:

"Spank Often More Teats and Curls"

Parody Written by:

Barry J. Mitchel

The Lyrics

It is rumored that Dominique Strauss-Kohn (IMF managing director, French Socialist Party leader and potential candidate for French president) was singing this, soto-voce, at his arraignment in New York City yesterday on allegations of expecting more than was on the Room Service menu.
Spank often more teats and curls,
For teats and curls get jiggled every way.
Spank often more teats and curls;
They show up in the most inciteful way.

Those victual pies, so help-yourself appealing,
Today will bump and send you humping or just feeling.

Spank often more teats and curls,
Spank often when they call,
If fat or spare, if flat or huge;
Without them, what would hitting boys chew?

Thank heaven for witty pearls, for witty pearls can trigger clever word plays.

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 2

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Barry J. Mitchel - May 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Change "witty pearls" in my footnote to "twits and churls", meaning the perp.
Barry J. Mitchel - May 17, 2011 - Report this comment
The 3-bagger has hit again, maybe because I misspelled "Kahn", misdated the song or rhymed "way" with itself (keep "day" in line 2).
Wendy Christopher - May 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Ahaaa.... so the 3-man phenom IS real then, and not just me being paranoid! Well I thought it was totally deserving of a 555, so here they are; it was witty, with spot-on pacing and the perfect OS for the subject.
Barry J. Mitchel - May 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Wendy; politics without smut is my usual mode, but after hearing TOS on Michael Savage's radio program yesterday, I succumbed to this titillation. ;-)
Barry J. Mitchel - April 08, 2013 - Report this comment
To clarify the meaning of line 6, change "just" to "bust" (or "crust" to go with "pies").

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