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Song Parodies -> "Joe Biden Is The Man (Who Speeds Our Fall)"
Original Song Title:
"The Farmer Is The Man (Who Feeds Us All)"
Original Performer:
Pete Seeger
Parody Song Title:
"Joe Biden Is The Man (Who Speeds Our Fall)"
Parody Written by:
Barry J. Mitchel
The Lyrics
I finished this just before the bombings in Afghanistan. They are the culmination of a string of foreign and domestic policy mistakes of our interim president and his chosen administrators. See original lyrics here.
Old Joe Biden won his crown with his mem'ry breakin' down
Joe Biden is the man who speeds our fall
If you'll watch Fox News TV or NewsMax you will agree
That Joe Biden is the man who speeds our fall
Joe Biden is the man
Joe Biden is the man
Gives no credit to Don Trump
Pans Don's make-shift vaccines grand
And Don's tweets that Joe can't stand
Joe's the little man, the one who is a chump
When Chuck Schumer lubes the wheels, and Pelosi cuts big deals
Joe Biden is the man who needs 'em all
Maybe each one is a crook; they have stolen "by the book"
But Joe Biden is the man who needs 'em all
Joe Biden is the man
Joe Biden is the man
Gives on credit from the Fed
With the int'rest rates so spare
As he plunders he won't care
That he's mortgaged our grandchildren 'til they're dead
When the banker says he's broke, and the merchant's up in smoke
They regret that it's Joe Biden bleeds 'em all
It would suit them truly best, if Joe Biden was ex-pres'd
Then they'd know that 'twas Joe Biden bled 'em all
Well Joe Biden is the man
Joe Biden is the man
Lives on income from one son
Whose artwork's not worth a fin
Its commission is a sin
Don't forget that Joe's the man who feels he won
Joe Biden is the man who speeds our fall
If you'll watch Fox News TV or NewsMax you will agree
That Joe Biden is the man who speeds our fall
Joe Biden is the man
Joe Biden is the man
Gives no credit to Don Trump
Pans Don's make-shift vaccines grand
And Don's tweets that Joe can't stand
Joe's the little man, the one who is a chump
When Chuck Schumer lubes the wheels, and Pelosi cuts big deals
Joe Biden is the man who needs 'em all
Maybe each one is a crook; they have stolen "by the book"
But Joe Biden is the man who needs 'em all
Joe Biden is the man
Joe Biden is the man
Gives on credit from the Fed
With the int'rest rates so spare
As he plunders he won't care
That he's mortgaged our grandchildren 'til they're dead
When the banker says he's broke, and the merchant's up in smoke
They regret that it's Joe Biden bleeds 'em all
It would suit them truly best, if Joe Biden was ex-pres'd
Then they'd know that 'twas Joe Biden bled 'em all
Well Joe Biden is the man
Joe Biden is the man
Lives on income from one son
Whose artwork's not worth a fin
Its commission is a sin
Don't forget that Joe's the man who feels he won
As I submit this, the casualty count is 12 dead and 15 injured brave American warriors. This parody is not meant to be humorous.
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Well written. I'm assuming you are also knocking former President Trump here (verse 2), who started the fall (signing the Doha agreement with the Taliban etc). Absolutely terrible what is happening in Kabul, and I believe both men are partly to blame. At least Joe is willing to admit responsibility for getting things wrong, unlike his predecessor (which you can't say is 'cause he never got anything wrong).
Given that Biden just killed the ISIS leader who ordered the bombing, this post aged well.
It will take far more than one killing authorized by Biden to avenge the multitude killed in Kabul. Proper sequencing of civilian/military evacuations, as Trump claims he had planned, could have avoided this tragedy.
Given that the Taliban were manning checkpoints at Hamid Karsai Airport that gave a free pass to the bomber, all with the connivance of the Biden Administration, I'd say a certain bit of commentary has also aged well
This is great, Barry. As usual -- up to your high standard. As far as that drone strike on an ISIS leader or two, funny our people haven't named them. Almost as if the whole drone strike never happened.
Given that Joe "Bad Touch" Biden is a known child molester, election thief, mass murderer, and traitor illegally occupying the White House along with his fellow lawless seditious treasonous un-American vermin, I don't know what else anyone who doesn't suck Satan's rectum as much as MP here was expecting from this illegal occupation regime. Hint: stolen elections have dire consequences, fools. If someone were to nuke Washington DC tomorrow, the loud rejoicing over the deaths of millions of Antifa terrorists, baby butchers, Burning Looting Murderers, child-abusing fagsdykesandtrannies, Climate Cultists, and Commie Racist Terrorists would thoroughly drown out the mourning over the handful of patriots who are still somehow dwelling in that swamp.
The Taliban ain't gonna stop until they have all the city, incl. the airport. Biden launched that drone strike but it only delays the inevitable. It ain't enough, but he did say more airstrikes are coming. He needs to do what is necessary to ensure our forces and refugees GET THE FUNK OUT. Russia paid the Taliban bounties on our GI dead and Treasontrump said zero about it, making this whole shebang implausable, impossible, pointless and unwinnable. Bin Laden got offed and it's past time to leave, let the Taliban and ISIS duke it out there. What pisses me off more than anything is that this is Saigon 2 and the fickle Karma Chameleon American public will condemn and judge our returning vets once again and throw them into the trash. They cheered the drama of this on TV and haven't learned a doggone thing. I have friends who've been in this and it's all been a waste. And I don't believe one word about the 'Doha agreement', since when can that Russian collaborator turncoat Trumpster be relied on to tell the TRUTH on anything?
Trump is our Vespasian; Hussein the Kenyan Usurper something like Domitian Ahenobarbus a.k.a. Nero; and Biden is like Vitellius. Anyone still spewing that long-discredited B.S. about Russia while ignoring the CCP's ownership of the treasonous election thieves illegally occupying the White House is just another traitor to be purged just like an angry mob of Roman patriots did to Nero's associates (such as his puppet Helios and his poisoner Locusta) after his downfall.
Dorks.
The second line of each refrain could be "Joe Biden cut and ran"/
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