-> "Swift Boat"
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Swift boat, mine is comin'
All hail me, I'll smite
Swift boat, won't be dumb in
I'm handsome and bright
I hope to hurry hurry hurry home
How can I hurry hurry hurry home
Look there! My swift boat, soon is comin'
I'll plan some respite
(Swift boat, 'til it's come in, romancin' tonight)
I went to serve with an officer's pride
And my women folk waved their good-bye
(Purple hearts glow... three to go)
Now the Viet Nam loon floats on high
And I wait for the day I can cry...
Swift boat, mine is hummin'
Won't fail me in flight
Swift boat, shell is bum 'n'
Turns glancin' to bite
I soon will hurry hurry hurry home
With purple hearts I win, I'll hurry home
So on my swift boat, I am cunnin'
Though my wound is slight
(Swift boat, blood is runnin', 'twas from a firefight)
Happy the days while they're mending, these vets
'Til one mortal slides into the sea
(Pulled from below... I'm a hero)
Then I only the strong knight will be
'Til that wonderful day when I'll see...
Swift boat, Charlie's runnin'
Turned tail, he can't fight
Swift boat, mine is gunnin'
Enhancin' his fright
Now I can hurry hurry hurry home
With silver star I win, I'll hurry home
Jump off my swift boat, Charlie's done in
I filmed it on site
(Swift boat, mine has come in, this war I'll indict)
(Swift boat, now I'm runnin' --- I blanch in
That ranch in the Blanc Chateau mansion...)
Swift boat, tales I've spun in - are lancin' the Right!
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