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Song Parodies -> "Blue Dolphin's Red Chuck Hagel"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Blue Dolphin's Red Chuck Hagel"

Parody Written by:

Barry J. Mitchel

The Lyrics

Ex-Senator Charles Hagel is being nominated for Secretary of Defense by President Barack Obama. He's Obama's first Republican nominee, and based on his Senate record will move to avoid troop commitments and manage a decreasing budget.
TOS is appropriate because its hero was shunned by his own kind but emerged to serve the sleigh driver as no other could under difficult conditions. The colors I mention refer to the two parties. Dolphins (in my title) can jump from one pool to another. The invasive walking catfish and Asian swamp eel in the Everglades are a bit slower.
Blue oft was red Chuck Hagel,
Clad in cherry RINO clothes;
And when true voters saw them,
Brought his Senate days to close.

All of his brothers stayed clear,
Used each gaffe to stall his games.
They never let Chuck Hagel
Spoil Saddam-Hussein-fear claims.

Then job offer Chuck received;
'Bama came to say:
"Blues are not disposed to fight;
Won't you slide my nation's might?"

Then how the mainstream loved him,
As they touted Chuck's story.
New course ahead grows plain here;
He'll slow down thin mil'tary!

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Barry J. Mitchel - January 15, 2013 - Report this comment
In line 4, "Drew" is better sub than "Brought" for "You" in TOS. The intro section in can become:

You know Geithner and Duncan
And Jackson and Warren,
Jarrett and Solis
And Holder and Brennan;
But should we install
The most lame appointee of all?
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - January 15, 2013 - Report this comment
That was lame. I thought this has something to do with the Blue Dolphin ranger from Choujuu Sentai Liveman. It's under 111!
Old Man Ribber - January 15, 2013 - Report this comment
BJM - Well said. Like Clinton, he has to have a "token" at defense. Remember "Cohen The Contrarian"? ;D
Wendy Christopher - January 15, 2013 - Report this comment
Some very witty subs in this one, and bang-on pacing. Don't know much about the politics, being a UK-er, but funny all the same :^) 555
Timmy - January 15, 2013 - Report this comment
A little late on the Christmas OS, but very fitting - well done 555
Barry J. Mitchel - January 15, 2013 - Report this comment
@TSB: I apologize for misleading you and thank you for not voting 000.
@OMR: Thanks; I agree about a token RINO, esp. since he has no token woman.
@WC: Thanks; subs are my strong suit, sometimes to the detriment of specifics.
@Timmy: Thanks; this isn't meant for Christmas, but it surely is current topic in US.

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