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Song Parodies -> "Looking for Pelosi"
Original Song Title:
"Looking for my Donna"
Original Performer:
Hair (musical)
Parody Song Title:
"Looking for Pelosi"
Parody Written by:
Barry J. Mitchel
The Lyrics
Her recent trouble speaking plainly inspired the second stanza, and I had to mention her ambassadorial ambitions, lavish spending, arm-twisting and green vision. This parody flowed easily from the OS.
Oh
Once upon a looking-for-Nancy-time
There was a six-nine year old Speaker
Oh Nancy oh oh Nancy oh oh oh
Looking for Pelosi
I just got back from looking for Nancy
San Franciscan
Schizophrenic lurchin'
Oh Nancy oh oh Nancy oh oh oh
Snookerin' Pelosi
Have you seen
My six-nine year old tax-fed woman
Heard a story
She got Botox for her beauty oh oh oh
Oh oh!
Once upon a looking-for-Nancy-time
She was for six-nine years emergin'
Oh Nancy oh oh Nancy oh oh oh
Cooking up Pelosi
She went to New Persia and saw 12th Imam's site
In Saud Arabia her peace-plan hoke sowed fright
She's rejuvenated and so are we all
And in this lifetime, surprise
In store, we'll fall
Once more they'll stall
Once upon a looking-for-Nancy-time
Fared well by tricking peers, bold splurgin'
Oh Nancy oh oh Nancy oh oh oh
Booking for Pelosi
And she's going to show us
Saving Earth can be sweet
Gonna lay my mutated Red self at her teat
And I'm gonna love her ways hereafter
In Blue skies we'll drown
I'm revolving I'm devolving
Through green rules
That she lays down
Once upon a looking-for-Nancy-time
There was a six-nine year old Speaker
Oh Nancy oh oh Nancy oh oh oh
Looking for Pelosi
Looking not too closely
Nancy!
Once upon a looking-for-Nancy-time
There was a six-nine year old Speaker
Oh Nancy oh oh Nancy oh oh oh
Looking for Pelosi
I just got back from looking for Nancy
San Franciscan
Schizophrenic lurchin'
Oh Nancy oh oh Nancy oh oh oh
Snookerin' Pelosi
Have you seen
My six-nine year old tax-fed woman
Heard a story
She got Botox for her beauty oh oh oh
Oh oh!
Once upon a looking-for-Nancy-time
She was for six-nine years emergin'
Oh Nancy oh oh Nancy oh oh oh
Cooking up Pelosi
She went to New Persia and saw 12th Imam's site
In Saud Arabia her peace-plan hoke sowed fright
She's rejuvenated and so are we all
And in this lifetime, surprise
In store, we'll fall
Once more they'll stall
Once upon a looking-for-Nancy-time
Fared well by tricking peers, bold splurgin'
Oh Nancy oh oh Nancy oh oh oh
Booking for Pelosi
And she's going to show us
Saving Earth can be sweet
Gonna lay my mutated Red self at her teat
And I'm gonna love her ways hereafter
In Blue skies we'll drown
I'm revolving I'm devolving
Through green rules
That she lays down
Once upon a looking-for-Nancy-time
There was a six-nine year old Speaker
Oh Nancy oh oh Nancy oh oh oh
Looking for Pelosi
Looking not too closely
Nancy!
A global replace (Nancy-->Barack and Pelosi-->Obama) could be tweaked into another parody. Any takers?
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If I, like a politician who misspeaks, could fix it, I'd change "got back" to "caught flak" and "looking for" to "grilling poor" in Stanza 2, "rules" to "regs" in Stanza 7 and "Looking for" to "Looking at" in Stanza 8. Accent "New Persia" (Iran) on the last syllable. "Saud" keeps the meter of the OS. For more on Ms. Pelosi, copy & paste http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/tonysheridanwiththebeatles0.shtml and http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional1666.shtml into 2 browser windows.
Truth: she's actually a cyborg, one of the first of many that They plan to infiltrate our government.. 555
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