-> "Don't Lie, Joe (R. Biden)"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Cry, Joe (Let Her Go)"
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Lie, Joe (R. Biden)"
Don't lie, Joe; bet you know we have growth near zero.
Won't fly, Joe; debt will grow, yet you crow it's not so.
You've got to realize that folks have lined up
Who want a shovel-ready job; skilled trades have signed up.
Don't shy, Joe, from the faux fed'ral dough that you blow.
So we lost our jobs, it's happened many times before.
So you sit and hope but can't cope; what's that good for?
You were bold by yourself with drama;
You served long before Obama.
There were lots of other pearls that you'd say.
Ask why, Joe, BHO came to blow afterglow.
Here's why, Joe: there were no bills he'd show to the foe.
You've got to realize that got their back up;
He'd do much better and evade a crack-up.
Just try, Joe, let him know he must go toe to toe.
Tune in to the sounds of radio you're missing,
You'd soon correct your troubles, Joe, if you'd only listen.
So don't cry, Joe; better show better growth, Joe, or you'll go.
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