I'm a liberal and I'm okay;
I'm for fem rights, mandate equal pay.
He's a liberal and he's okay;
He's for fem rights, mandates equal pay.

I cut down TEAs [1], Fox News and Rush;
I go to the FCC,
Ban Glenn's Blaze [2], channel hopping;
Just have MSNBC.
He cuts down TEAs, Fox News and Rush;
He goes to the FCC,
Bans Glenn's Blaze, channel hopping;
Just has MSNBC.
He's a liberal; Earth's heat's man-made.
He's for cool lights and for cap-and-trade.

I test the breeze [3], I flip and flop,
I know the Press empow'rs.
I bet on women's voting
And hang around with czars. [4]
He tests the breeze, he flips and flops,
He knows the Press empow'rs.
He bets on women's voting
And hangs around with czars.
He's a liberal, Chicago's way;
He keeps all rights and seeks pay to play.

I save the trees, the bears and seals,
Suspend each drill and saw. [5]
I wish I'd been a hippie [6]
Just like my queer pa/ma.
He saves the trees, the bears and seals,
Suspends each drill and saw.
He wished he'd been a hippie
Just like his queer pa/ma.
He's a liberal and sees no gray;
He's for gay rights and his perks and pay!