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Song Parodies -> "All of You (TSA body scans)"

Original Song Title:

"All of You"

Original Performer:

Ella Fitzgerald

Parody Song Title:

"All of You (TSA body scans)"

Parody Written by:

Barry J. Mitchel

The Lyrics

New US TSA procedures call for whole-body scans as fast as new machines can be manufactured and staff trained. Hopefully the training will prevent any thoughts similar to my parody of TOS among TSA employees at airports.
I'll take a look at you, unsure of you;
I'll see through you, take a tour of you:
The eyes, the arms, and the mouth of you,
The least dressed portions, the south end too.

I'd love to scan complete contours of you,
And candle even the parts and whole of you.
Government gives small incentives, it's true;
But above all, this view!
Of course this won't happen, but the temptation will be there....

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Old Man Ribber - January 15, 2010 - Report this comment
My wife is a TSA body scanner. She is the only person who could see anything in me! (Good job) ;D
Christie Marie M - January 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Great take on TSA scans, Barry! Hopefully I never have to go through one! Well "executed" parody! Suppose passengers would notice what those agents are up to? 555.
Barry J. Mitchel - January 15, 2010 - Report this comment
This was my BRIEFest parody to date. I'd change "parts and whole of you" to "art on your tattoo" to blend with "contours" above. @ OMR: Thanks; give my bet to OWR! @ CMM: Thanks; just wear a burqa and be accompanied by a Middle Eastern man!

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