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Song Parodies -> "White House Brass"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"White House Brass"

Parody Written by:

Barry J. Mitchel

The Lyrics

Schools have been urged to rename Columbus Day as a Fall Holiday, and soon we'll anticipate a Winter Holiday. It's time to start rewriting traditional Christmas carols, and I'll begin by altering this secular song, decried by fundamentalists when it debuted 70 years ago, for the current US President.
I'm dreaming of a bright Solstice.
Must spike the guns I choose to go.
Where the beat cops listen,
And children's mission's
To sing praise to BHO.

I'm dreaming of that White House brass,
With ev'ry list of czars I write.
May their ways be scaring the Right,
And may all redistribute from White.

Your right to accent the wrong syllable has not been infringed yet.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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adagio - October 19, 2009 - Report this comment
I liked it...and the gall they have reaming our holidays. 5's
adagio - October 19, 2009 - Report this comment
oops...I meant reNaming our holidays....reaming is about what they are doing too.
Old Man Ribber - October 19, 2009 - Report this comment
The administration resents that your song is from a Christian holiday! :)

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