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Song Parodies -> "All I Want by New Year's Is My Health Care Bill"

Original Song Title:

"All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"All I Want by New Year's Is My Health Care Bill"

Parody Written by:

Barry J. Mitchel

The Lyrics

US Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid is going for a government option despite public opposition and defecting Democrats. A bill was supposed to be signed in August, and delays continue. The 1946 OS was a boy's wish to be made whole; Senator Reid risks hara-kiri in 2010 elections to enact Harry-Care by the end of 2009.
Every lefty blogger glares at me;
Those red votes are gone as gone can be.
I will show Fox News shares blame for lost majority!
But my one wish by New Year's Eve
Is to gain and hit six-ty! (votes)

All I want by New Year's is my health care bill,
My health care bill; need my health care bill!

Gee, if they would only pass my health care bill,
Then I could wish them "Happy New Year!"

It seems so long since I could say,
"Senate solons, sit up or I'll bristle!"
Once more re-elected I would be,
If they'd jump when I whistle. (thhhh, thhhh)

All I want by New Year's is my health care bill,
My health care bill; speed my health care bill!

Gee, if they would only pass my health care bill,
Then I could wish them "Happy New Year!"
This is the fifth in my series of mutilated Christmas songs. I used New Year's because Christian holy days are verboten, although I'm sure that Congress will recess for the entire Winter Holiday period.

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Dana Mathewson - October 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Ah, Barry, you're on a roll here (if this were a Hanukkah number I could say you were on a bagel). Let us all fervently wish that Little Harry gets a sack full of coal for Christmas! All the best to you and Judith!
Old Man Ribber - October 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Barry...you get it! Keep the slyness coming. ;)

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