-> "He's Impaired (Barack Obama)"
Original Song Title:
"Be Prepared (Boy Scout Motto)"
Parody Song Title:
"He's Impaired (Barack Obama)"
"Be prepared." That's Obama's marching song.
He's prepared, as through strife he marches wrong.
He's prepared to scold opponents pretty well;
Appoints haughtily as czars those he can't sell.
He's prepared to hide that stack of bigger debts,
Won't make book of his unrecovered bets;
Keeps those green grants hidden where he's sure that they will not be found,
And is careful none is croakin' when Fox Newscasters surround,
For they only will insist that strays be aired,
"Be prepared." That's Obama's solemn creed.
He's prepared, and seeks "clean" for world in need;
Counts Solyndra in his list of "That's the price
"Of guessing what's a good incentive; roll the dice."
He's prepared, and he's careful not to skimp
On good deeds, when scared voters watch him limp.
If he's looking for indenture of all Blues of stiff pent mind,
And he fails to toss each churl out who's progressively inclined,
Don't be nervous, don't be flustered, don't be snared;
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