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Song Parodies -> "I've Grown Accustomed To His Race"

Original Song Title:

"I've Grown Accustomed To Her Face"

Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"I've Grown Accustomed To His Race"

Parody Written by:

Barry J. Mitchel

The Lyrics

I'm the Anti-Chris Matthews, who on MSNBC said that during the SOTU speech he forgot that BHO is (half) black. I parodied the pop song rather than the Broadway song.
I've grown accustomed to his race;
He has no make-up laid on skin.
I've grown to trust but verify [1]
His missile's flight on high,
His wiles, his sounds,
His pups, his hounds. [2]

His second nature is to bow
To ev'ry lout below his chin.
I was naively Independent and content before '08;
Purely am conservative today, hope not too late.
I've grown a pustule from his looks, [3]
Distrustful of his voice,
Disgusted with his base. [4]

He's very stately, he's a showman
(Though behind his ears still wet),
Rather like a rabbit pops by magic from a hat.
I've grown accustomed to his pace
Of changing our health care,
Accustomed to this race. [5]

[1] A double-entendre here, said by Ronald Reagan during the Cold War.
[2] Advisers, Czars and Cabinet members.
[3] His gaze, not his appearance.
[4] Dedicated followers, who sing the remaining lines.
[5] His whole legislative agenda.

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Old Man Ribber - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
What if Bill O'Reilly had used those exact same words? I guess that if you are a flaming liberal then there is no such thing as a racial slur. ;D
Mark Scotti - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Is that called and about "face'??? LOL!!!!!
Dana Mathewson - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Barry, you've done it again -- a home run, right out of the park. When I watched the SOTU, I was QUITE aware of his race -- his race to destroy the country.
Timmy1000 - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
I saw that clip of Matthews on the Daily Show - Jon Stewart's comment was that Matthews forgot one thing he said this - that he was miked. Good topical parody
Christie Marie M - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
I may have grown accustomed to his race, but I'm not sure about his SOTU speech! Didn't mean to sound negative about BHO. Great work and 5's!
Barry J. Mitchel - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks to all above. I'm sorry I had to change a few rhymes from OS. Lines 3 & 4 could be "I've grown to thrustingly lampoon, Dismiss him in cartoon."
@ DM: U R right about 2 meanings of "race", as in my top & bottom lines.

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