-> "They're Either Three Ones or Three Fives"
Original Song Title:
"They're Either Too Young or Too Old"
Parody Song Title:
"They're Either Three Ones or Three Fives"
They're either three ones or three fives;
They're either dismayed or too blasted keen,
Their ratings are sure, there's no in-between.
What's right  will never jar me;
What's left  will never tar me.
They either were sold or threw dung.
So, darling, you've never been stung?
So far, One-bomber's liking what you write about, I guess;
I get lowballs from Pan-da who is happy to aggress.
They either are galled or strew gold.
My sounds don't appeal, scare bland a$$h0le set; 
That fart must be choosing to get upset.
I simply can't compel that dude
To blow the scene and not be rude.
I'm either the worst death could bring,
Or else I've hilarious sting. 
I either get a fiver or a bad old stick-it-up,
I either have to shoulder scoff,
Or else can hold head up.
The battle is on in the sport stressing puns,
Where guys  can be hung with three ones.
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